The Black Tower

I had a burst of inspiration. (gasp, right) ;) Post any quotes from anything at all here, or alternately funny/interesting stories. :)

WELCOME to the Black Tower! (I feel annoyed that I can't use your applicable name for some sort of pun!) :D This is the land of Taint and Talya and foreign banana trees so ENJOY!!! Our Org Leader here is Talya. Ellianora is Faction Leader of the Light and The Master Dude is Faction Leader of the Shadow. Al Jenn Mael and myself are Storm Leaders of the Light whilst Reyoru and Pale Merlot are Storm Leaders of the Shadow. If you have any question feel free to ask any of us. Talya will get you added to the private boards soon, but meanwhile you can post with us, tell us about yourself, and just have a mouse full of fun! :D

Your posts in this thread!!! Got ya to look huh?

ALL HAIL TALYA! I figure you deserve a thread ;D p.s: Yes, I'm totally gunning for points. Can't fool you :P... but hey, the heart IS in the right place... and even if it wasn't so... it wouldn't be anything a little surgery can't fix ;) Nyn

Yo yo yo hello hello hello wassaaaaaaaaap Its OptimusPrime and I changed me name n that n that yep yep I transformed I just thought Id post so people notice and I dont know what else to write now so Im just seeing how far I can keep you reading while not using any punctuaion and Ive decided its going pretty well as I keep thinking of ways to make this sentence longer without making it not make sense but thats about it so have fun and I hope nothing bad happens while you waste time reading this

*throws dishes at the entrance*

The Roman Republic. A strong republic. A republic that would go on to become one of the greatest Empire's the world would ever see. A republic that is on the brink of collapse - all lies on the edge of a dagger. Julius Caesar and Pompey, the two greatest generals of Rome, who had won conquest after conquest had turned on each other. Caesar had routed Pompey's armies in Northern Africa, and returned to Rome in triumph. He was now without a doubt one of the most powerful generals in the known world. But would he be content to merely remain so? He held power and glory in his right hand, but did a heart full of ambition yearn for yet more? Would he make himself the most …

Because I wanna lie tangent to your curves. OH YEAH!!!! Bad math pickup lines are the best!

The Empy's are awards that are set up each year. You get to choose the nominations for each particular category. Then once they have been selected, you all get to vote on your favourites. When filling in the form, you are make sure you fill it out completely. If you are nominating somone, then use their WHOLE DM handle, not nicknames, shortened names or their real names, they will not be counted. You are to only nominate those around from 01 Jan 2009 and 31 Dec 2009. You cannot choose anything that comes before or after this date. (this is especially true of people and threads, etc). You do not have to put a name in every slot. If you are not part of the …

For all of you today, try these chat up lines on that special someone... see if it has the desired effect, or simply earns you a slap ;D 1.If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 2. Your skin is so smooth.... like endoplasmic reticulum." Or… 3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? 4. You're so hot you denature my proteins 5. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage. 6. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation. 7. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 8. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. 9. I wish I was a…

Because I love you dada da da dada da da dada da da dada da dada

Hello again everyone, It's been a looooooong time since I've been here, not sure if I have to sign up and start over again or what. Is there still an off-board website running? But anyways, hi again all.

After writing a couple of poems and being drained from the day of lectures and stuff I am uninspired. And I notice I only post one word threads :-\

Welcome Marta! Some basic info: Our Taintedly Beautiful OL is Talya, the M'Hael (Leader of the Shadow) is TheMasterDude, and Logain (Leader of the Light) is Ellianora. You can blame any problems on the Taint. And you can get points in various ways to level up. Why don't you tell us about yourself?

This is a betting thread on the American Superbowl (American football). These betting points come out of your personal pool so as many are needed as are in your pool did this last year, and will do so again, (With a few changes of course) Limits on bets (You can bet your points up to ONLY this amount, and CANNOT bet any more than that is currently in your pool). OL:40 FL:35 SL:30 AL:25 Ashies:20 Deds:15 Soldiers:10 Civys:5 ok here's a list of the possible bets (Will possibly accept others just ask). You can only bet up to the amount of points in your pool at the moment (Or you lose element powers) ALL BETTING WIlL CLOSE WHEN …

Hey? Wanna go slay things with my magical sword?

The two groups of Tinkers have been camped for a couple of days together in the Circle of Union. The young women have been coached concerning their dance to attract a man. The Central Fire has been added to...it now gives off a glorious light. Tonight's party will be the highlight of the Meeting. Lots of good food, music, dancing...BYOB. Of course, I'll post. So should you. Release your "inner Tinker". Think up a scene that you imagine will take place at the celebration tonight. For those of you with a darker side, maybe you could rob all of the Tinkers while they're busy dancing or maybe kill all of their mules? Use your …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESKGuXsVJE It is a little past pg-13 but it is hilarious

Wanna go for a spin in my new spaceship?

Hello there Aust! Welcome to the Black Tower. Our main codes of conduct are IT (Insanely Tainted) and MOLT (Magnificent Organization Leader Talya) ;) As you may have guessed, Talya is the OL here. The Master Dude and Ellianora are Faction Leaders of the Shadow and Light respectively. Al Jenn and I are Storm Leaders of the Light and Reyoru and Pale are Shadow Storm Leaders. Basically just hang out and chill. (despite the warmth) If you see anyone running around with a teapot shouting: "CROCODILES ARE COMING. EVERYONE GET A HAMMER", don't worry. That's just the place you're heading. :) You can earn Points by starting Hot Threads, telling the truth …

On a different theme :P If i was a strong acid, i'd fully dissociate in you. I'd like to put my conjugate acid in your base. When i touch you it feels like an exothermic reaction. An ether is a C-O-C linkage, i'd like to make an ether to your arse. The second law of thermodynamics says you have to share your hotness with me. When i'm finished with you, you'll look like a proton NMR graph, you may experience splitting. Get me hot, i'm sure you'll get a reaction. Can you help me fill up this test tube? This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6... dip your finger in it. Nice lab coat, it would look better on my bedroom floor. …

I want some advice! How can I get my 3 year old to stop picking his nose? I mean it's not just when there is something in there...this kid has his whole knuckle in his nostril! What can I do? I'm tired of washing 5 loads of clothes a day just cause he touches them! ;)

Simply to cover my back from the scourges of fanatic Valentinians, I'm posting this loving thread to spread the love of this intimate day :P HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! May it be a special day for you all out there! :-*

WARNING: I just made up these roles the past week or so and they may be skewed in favor of one side or another. I have tried to make it as even as I could but just be warned that if one side obliterates the other, I will make changes to balance it out. This Mafia gets its theme from the popular anime/manga Death Note, a notebook that can kill someone when you write their name in it with that persons face in mind. Before you say that sounds like a lame concept for a series, GO WATCH IT! Anyway, if you want to get some more info on the characters go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note However, when I PM the roles, I will include a short description of …

Just for completions sake :P I want to know your natural frequency so i can resonate with you! If you let me into your magnetic field, we could induce a current! Lets convert this potential energy to kinetic energy ;) Hey baby, our vibrations are gonna make some sweet harmonics =P As I approach you at near the speed of light, I hope I can experience the time dilation of seeing you for eternity You must be the explanation for dark matter, because you keep my galaxy together You're so hot, we could fuse! Are you electric, cos I feel a connection between us. Hi i'm gamma radiation *thrust hips at this point* i'm highly penetratin…

*laughs* And here I wanted the BT to get my special 5000th post... but I was a little off <3 But still ^^ I wanted to celebrate! *does a little happy dance*

I never knew how dull college life was without partying.

I've only been gone a week and i already miss you guys............. except for Locke

Ok, what is your favorite place to be in the whole world? Post pictures so that the rest of us can gawp and be amazed ;D I have two favourite places that hold a special place in my heart. The first is Torbole on Lake Garda, in North Italy: I went there in summer 2008 with my school orchestra for a week-long music tour, and fell in love with it. Honestly amazing in every way - the scenery is spectacular, but its not the soulless abode that has become the fate of popular tourist destinations - it retains that wonderful Italian community, where people live in small towns, and everyone knows everyone else, like an extended family. And I'm sure I d…

Yes, this is a thread especially for Nyn.. So guys do you stuff with our glorious Civie here... Make sure she gets the treatment...I will be watching. Lets just say that this is a test... ;)