The Black Tower

Does the BT have a theme for Halloween week, I know it has something to do with Heroes and Villians, but has anything been decided for us?

A neutron walks into a bar and says "Hey, bartender, how much for a drink around here?" to which the bartender replies: "For you, sir, no charge." *laugh, snort, laugh*

Yep, this is easy, insult the person who posts below you. the person belows mother was a hamster and their father smelt of elderberries

It's too early in the morning, and I need some good ways to slowly torture someone, or cause them a slow dying death. Your help would be a ppreciated... ;D

I don't care if you don't like dancing we are having a Ball and you will attend and I don't want to hear any more whining Simon I will open the curtains if you don't stop shoving demi RIGHT NOW! Now ... You've all got your jackets? Yes yes demi we've been over that you don't have to WEAR the thing it just says in this rule book that jackets are required. Have Simon carry it for you, if you want. Who's got my veils? I can't do the Sa'sara without my veils TMD THAT IS NOT A HANKY FOR THE LOVE OF ... *breathes through nose* come here ... *grabs by an ear and shoves a tissue into his face*. Now blow. Thatsa good boy. Lews ... LEWS! The jacket goes on the top p…

Well it is official.....I have been here for 1 yr 2 days, posted 5413 times, and spent just over 19 days worth online. ;D *Opens the party bar*

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080918/tod-uk-japan-oldest-b7e5c6f.html Is 113; So he has been alive through 3 centuries :o

DM News (Circa 2000ad) That’s right. In honor of DM’s tenth anniversary your boy JD is going to give you just a little taste of what the news would have looked like eight long years ago (can’t do ten because I came to DM but late) when I made this Spymaster report a weekly column at the Mount of the Dragon. First of all to my very own CoL board. It appears the legendary CoL are up to their usual tricks. Lil Mysie was seen around being all cute and stuff and posted pictures of herself in her prom dress. I couldn’t be a more proud father, even if Myselle is a Canadian. Of course if her date doesn’t treat her right I’ll send Boyle and Lefty over to chip …

So what chocolate bar are you? http://www.gagirl.com/quiz/chocquiz.html This is me .

Ahoy me maties, 'tis the international day of talking like pirates! ARRRRR! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081009/twl-zimbabwe-s-inflation-hits-231-millio-41f21e0.html thats an expensive loaf of bread ::)

[move]HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY ![/move] Hope you have a great day, sweetie ;D *snuggles Moose 21 times* :D

what have I let myself in for ::) http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,35916.0.html There is also a topic which you can post in to discuss it

TO RUN YOU ALL OVER WITH CHEESE MWHAHAHAHA *noting happens* *wonders away mutter about how unreliable cheese mungers are*

Desi is currently has limited Internet access and has asked me to post the Shockwave Competition. Please PM me your submissions! Spank the Frank. http://www.ixigames.com/game/2975/Spank-the-Frank.html You aim to to spank as many Franks as you can and earn points. What are Franks? They are Penguins, all with the name Frank! Let out your fustration on Frank. Metal Mayhem http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/metalmayhem.jsp Think Twisted Metal meets Land Force, nuff said! Skies of War http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/skiesofwarextended.jsp A warplane arcade that can be played with a mouse only - pe…

A group of archaeologists and have just discovered a tomb believed to belong to the Pharaoh Arkenaten. The tomb is intact; no gravediggers had found this remote tomb. You realise that this needs to be preserved properly for the Cairo museum, who had funded your expedition. You decide to go back to Cairo to get the people and equipment that you require. As you are about to leave you notice two matching amulets over the entombed Pharaoh. Underneath it is written that these amulets provide the ultimate power to wearer, but a curse is attached to for any that may try to take them out of the tomb. Not wanting to disturb them, you all decided to leave it all to be catalogued pr…

cmon people get me down of that damned tree ... I m not a deserter ... I promise ! It was aliens I tell you !

I salute you Eclipse! *quickly salutes then falls over laughing*

So how obnoxious am I?

Yes we have done it, we are now officially beating the Kin... *dances like there's no tomorrow!*

yay i got on sorry i went Mia my comp is acting up so i might not be on dm often so yeah this way you all know ttys

In another mafia game. If so put your names here... 1. Tayol 2. Roka 3. Eclipse 4. TMD 5. Demi 6. el Nyn 7. Gerr 7.5 Dae 9. Elgee 10. Kara

I wasn't done discussing this topic and Tayol closed it. So they gave out ribbons for being good at what?

they have an online mini game, I just found it! It's kind of like rock-papers.scissors, only it's with 5 different types, infantry, cav, casters, flying and archers. It's quite fun, anyway, if you want to play me, I just registered and made my 5000 gold valued army, we can fight quickly enough, you just chalenge me or I you and then we each issue 5 attack orders and let the battle settle itself! http://www1.heroesmini.com/howtoplay.php PM me if you do this so I know you registered and wanna play (we don't have to be online at the same time, but it's funer if we are)

spilled some pepsi on my keyboard....and now my 55555555 key sticks *sigh* at least is wasn't the 8 key :)

seriously, i feel completely lost at the moment.

A group of archaeologists and have just discovered a tomb believed to belong to the Pharaoh Arkenaten. The tomb is intact; no gravediggers had found this remote tomb. You realise that this needs to be preserved properly for the Cairo museum, who had funded your expedition. You decide to go back to Cairo to get the people and equipment that you require. As you are about to leave you notice two matching amulets over the entombed Pharaoh. Underneath it is written that these amulets provide the ultimate power to wearer, but a curse is attached to for any that may try to take them out of the tomb. Not wanting to disturb them, you all decided to leave it all to be catalogued pr…

*toots horn* Itsa me! And the CoL! And we're here to treat you all to a nice pleasant session of questioning, as well as to get Vanion some pants.

PM me your game choices to be put up for voting within the next couple of weeks. Send your selection to me by the 16th. After that, the voting will begin. You can vote for one game, and the voting will go on until the 31st. Winners will be announced then with the points awarded as well. 1st place-20 points 2nd place-10 points game submision - 5 points voting - 3 points just submitting and voting gets you 8 pts. Send in stuff and be sure to vote on it! *kicks DM for not letting her post the past couple of days* ______________________________ The Battle http://www.funny-games.biz/the-battle.html An improvement on the classic "Defend the Cas…