The Black Tower

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She spells English words all funny like

Staff/Attack Leaders: TMD vs. Matty Stats: TMD (F 30/70, E 28/66, A 26/62, W 26/62, S 29/78) TP 26 Matty (F 24/32, E 24/32, A 18/26, W 18/26, S 20/28) Links: Dore Saidin Rollers True Power permission Battle Archive Deadline: Saturday June 22, 6.30 PM, CET May the Taint be with you!

I submit that I am the wittiest person here. Prove me wrong.

Frodo hummed gently as he went through his house and made sure that everything was in order. Lately, people had been inside his house, searching for large chests of treasure that had been rumored to be placed in Bag-End. Frodo thought that he had gotten rid of the last of them, but he could never be sure. Especially with those darned Sackville-Bagginses. He wondered if he would ever know true happiness at Bag-End, similar to what he had felt when he was a child. Right now, that was his biggest hope, and there was nothing that could change that. Smiling as he finished looking in the last room, Frodo walked back out towards his kitchen. Thats when Frodo heard th…

and PARTY in the back!!!!! It is the greatest awful hairstyle ever. If you are the correct age you know you either had one or wanted one. It is of course the MULLET!!! (not the fish) Your typical average guy with average mullet.

Will no-one help him?

I hate it. I nearly spent $300 on 3 shirts last month, that required no washing and no ironing for 100 days at a time. Stank free. I know I was excited too. Unfortunately I didn't get paid in time and alas, someone else is living that Kickstarter dream while I stand here ironing like a chump. There has to be a better way.

The Black Tower presents: One Power Tournament 2013 Yes, it´s time for a new One Power Tournament. Your best chance to maim, torture and kill your friends. Yay! The tournamnet will be held here on the main board so that everyone on DM can join. In this tournament we will use our real stats. To give everyone a fair chance we will have different categories. They are: 1. Staff 2. Asha´man 3. Dedicated 4. Soldiers Civies are usually not allowed to battle but this time they can join the Soldiers but with minimum stats. Rules: 1. 5 rounds (but maximum 5 days/round, we want as quick rounds as possible) 2. Angreals are allowed…

We need more contestants to the One Power Tournament. There is a lot to win - glory and points! It also counts towards promotions to Dedicated and Asha´man. If you don´t know how to battle then we will show you. It´s easy to learn. So sign up!

(I am so mad right now. My whole post just got eated.) All across Andor, silent figures were stalking across the land. They had come against their will, though no one else would have known. The letter they received compelled them to get to this location, and get their alone. Sixteen figures came upon a city, broken and decrepit. Only a few knew of it, and all that it held. As they entered the city, some turned their heads around to view the way they came in. Perhaps it was to get a last glimpse of the lands beyond, perhaps it was in the hopes the forces binding them would be gone, or perhaps it was to try and remember a path of escape for later. No one expected the w…

"I can never think of things to start topics on. lol I am not very good at spam. Though I DO like spam. Cube it, with some shredded cheese and put it on top of some fresh Italian bread slices and throw it in the broiler real quick. Pretty tasty........." Can you quote yourself? Suppose I just did. Can't believe for how long I have been here on this bloody site I can STILL not come up with a thread topic. I have nothing to offer!!! But then, I was told this could ACTUALLY be a legitimate topic? Spam? A legitimate topic? How can you take canned meat seriosuly? For me? I love god awful unnatural foods. hahaha But i have always been a singularity with it and i have…

Basel Gill 10- Brownies 15- welcome vam to BT 5- Image Connection game = 30 Cyan 10- weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =10 Despothera 5- Someone is... =5 Dors 5- Song of Ice and Fire =5 Ithillian 5- Happy Star Wars Day 10- welcome berf 5- Final gift to RTE 15- welcome back Millon +10 Hot Thread winner = 45 lolguy26 5- Harry Potter 10- Nostalgia =15 Panchi 5- I hate summers =5 Smiley 15- madness and such =15 Sorcha 5- Who wants points? =5 Talya 5- you'll believe what =5 Tigraine 15- Mafiaholics Revived =15 TinaHel 5- Welcome back Leelou 15- Dors, Tsuki and other superheroes 5- Revenge = 25 Tsukibana 5- RTE=... 15- Reasons Tsuki is... =20 Turin 5- welcome bac…

Returning peoples is very great news for the Black Tower. You must have been away for some time as I do not remember you. I am the current M'Hael, leader of the Shadow faction. If you have any questions about how things have changed ask away. Someone will answer and those answers might even be right. Tina the Lady Dragon will get you added back onto our private boards. Until then just bounce around on the main board and post away. I think there will be some people around to bring you brownies. Go ahead and tell us about yourself and how things have changed for you while you have been off having a real life. Welcome back!!!

Here comes trouble with a capital T. And he's not really new either But we shall welcome him to the wonder that is the BT and shower him with brownies. Welcome Berf it's nice to see you back.

http://www.emopulse.com/application.html I'm not sure whether they'll be able to pull off everything that they're offering, but it's still a really cool concept. Would any of you buy one?

OBLA DI OBLA DA LIFE GOES OOOoooooon... *brings in a goat* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

'cause he's not ashamed a cat knocked him out.

I has them. The above pic is from a recipe for maple walnut ones.

yes... don't we all just love doing it... chances are that you're procrastinating right now... so, what's up and what are you trying to put off doing??

My lovely sister is back! Yay! Quick, give her some brownies.

The wonderful world of vr is coming soon, folks. We have a way to move in a virtual world: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1944625487/omni-move-naturally-in-your-favorite-game We have a way to see in a virtual world: http://www.oculusvr.com/ And with the Kinect for windows coming out next year, we'll have a way to interact with the virtual world. Holodeck, here we come!

I want to read/watch some manga/anime and I don't know which one. Any recommendations? I've already finish (or just tried to finish) Bleach, Holic, Evangelion, Mushishi, Monster, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Nana, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Code Geass, Trinity Blood, Blood +, Tsubasa Chronicles, Chobits and Love Hina.

How about a new ongoing game here? This is how this works: One person posts a picture, then the next person to post must put up an image that somehow relates to the previous one in some way. For instance, this is the cover to A Memory of Light: The image after that could be another WoT book, something else by either of the authors, a picture of another person with one of the first names or last names involved, someone in RL named Rand, or whatever else you can come up with. Whoever makes the first reply, then their image will be the one that the second reply has to follow. Be prepared to explain the connection if it's something obscure. Have fun!

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Ahhh music! What would the world be like if it didn't exists?! If you haven't been able to figure it out by now, this months discussion will be on music. It´s about what music people like to listen to while reading. What music do you associate with different books? What music makes you think about WoT? What kind of music do you associate with the BT, the taint, the light and the shadow? To help us out with this discussion I've asked a member from The Band of the Red Hand to come and moderate. She has been a member of DM since July of 2006 and is also active in the White Tower and the Aiel. I'd like to introduce to you all to BridMorgan!! Brid discovered Wot in…

I just read Des´s horrible thread and need to punish someone. So this is the thread where we post music from the 80s. :D It might be that I dance to them when no one is around to see it. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH7vwsT-jq8

Check this out. Maybe it´s something for you? http://www.dragonmount.com/index.php/News/website/call-for-applications-front-page-blogger-posit-r566

Can someone tell me why I'm feeling so goofy right now?

A couple months ago Tina had a poll in one of our sign ins asking us what we would like to talk about in future discussions and I thought that I would ask you all again for some ideas. I would like to see what everyone would like to have a discussion on so we could get more activity in the discussion threads.