Shayol Ghul

We've done you a big disservice by not celebrating yesterday. So for your pleasure:

As the Nae'Blis, I have decided there is only one way to pay homage to the dark lord this month. All who desire praise, must give life to a dark part of the wheel of time left forgotten or shrouded in obscurity. Find a portion of the books which deals with part of your faction, and in close a short clip of creative work, either story, poem, avatar, or explanation for what happened between chapters regarding a villain ERM....hero...of the dark lord's army from your faction. Serve your faction well, and expand on the great lord's glory and renown!

Who's good with photoshop? How awesome would it be to get some SG player cards, like baseball or Magic, as a set?

Black Ajah: 100 Moon: 25 Elaevia: 45 Nicana: 5 Panchi: 25 Dreadlords: 25 Hallia: 25 Shadowspawn: 195 Leelou: 45 Nynaeve: 45 Pumonca: 55 Tina: 45 Wombat: 45 Dark One/FULs: 25 Lily: 5 Al'Leif Dratoran: 5 Cairos: 5 Mirdraal: 5 Ryrin: 5 Congratulations to the Shadowspawn and also to Pumonca for making Nae'Blis!!

Here in Shayol Ghul, we have a lot of girls that are what you might call naughty. We kind of pride ourselves on that. Who did you vote as most likely to make milkshakes to lure those boys? The nominees are: Nynaeve Hallia And the winner is: Hallia

All of you pervs probably deserve this award. But it can only go to one of you. Who is the most likely to post in the nude? Your votes tell the tale. The nominees are: Nynaeve Leelou Verbal And the winner is: Verbal (I sent a minion to verify this for us and he took a picture as evidence.)

All of us (except me and maybe Moon) have some Light in us. The question here is which of you has the most Light and might be willing to cross over. The nominees are: WolfbrotherKronos Hallia Basel Gill Elaevia And the winner is: Hallia

Who would do such a thing? I can name a lot of you who would, to be honest. But which one is the most likely? The nominees are; Barmacral Reyoru Nynaeve And the winner is: Reyoru

I know my Trollocs can be a bit feisty around here. Which one of you is least likely to get out of their way? The nominees are: Wombat Basel Gill Panchi Barmacral And the winner is: It's a tie! Barm and Panchi

I wish I could award all three Faction Leaders this one. They all work very hard to try to make Shayol Ghul enjoyable for you all. I appreciate them all, but there can only be one winner. The nominees are: Leelou Moon Sedai And the winner is: Moon Sedai

Red dots are attractive, aren't they? They are more attractive to some than others. To some, they are simply captivating. Which member of Shayol Ghul finds them most irresistable? The nominees are: Davrick Panchi And the winner is: Panchi

What is luck anyway? When it's good, it's sometimes really good. But when it's bad, look out! Which of you is most likely to earn a ton of bad luck? The nominees are: ReleaseTheEvil Davrick Nynaeve Panchi Leelou And the winner is: It's a tie! Davrick and RTE

Mine is prolly Richard Wilkins, the mayor of Sunnydale in the TV show 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. He's a family man with an aversion to swearing, he almost always wears a smile on his face and is obsessed with cleanliness. He's a very quirky and whimsical bad guy. Mayor Richard Wilkins III: There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true. [after the Mayor eats the Gavrok spiders] Mayor Richard Wilkins: My god, what a feeling. The power of these creatures... It suffuses my being. I can feel the changes begin. My organs shifting, merging, making ready for the Ascension. Plus, these babies are high in fiber and what's t…

I don't even know what to say to present this one. Who do you think is most likely to tick of the gods? The nominees are: Davrick Reyoru Barmacral And the winner is: Reyoru

Who would do such a thing? Probably a lot of you perverts would. But who is most likely to? Your votes have spoken. The nominees are: Nynaeve Leelou Verbal Personally, I think they would all call each other, but the Winner is: It's a tie! Nynaeve and Leelou

Who is that evil person who enjoys making children cry? Which among us is most likely to have a candy fetish? The nominees are: Nynaeve Lily Moon Sedai Verbal And the winner is: Verbal

Nominate your favorites here. Remember they are for 2014. Nominations will be accepted through April 19th ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time to vote here

Please enter your roll call for May in my cookpot. -ushers hoo-mahn scum into the broth-

An approved addition only thread will begin soon, to create a new level of shadowspawn pride. Nyn'Bliss, approve and make it so, and your faction shall have better than all others.

Please all join me in welcoming al'Leif Dratoran as our newest member! al'Leif joins, I started getting bitten by some sort of bug: coincidence? I think not!

We need sigs for the winners of the ghoulies. I'm not a huge fan of my own work. If somebody else wants to step up, there will be points involved. Could be lots of points.

*dumps monca in my cookpot*

Black Ajah: 40 Via: 25 Moon: 5 Nicana: 5 Panchi: 5 Dreadlords: 35 Davrick: 25 Hallia: 5 RTE: 5 Shadowspawn: 420 Nyn: 405 Leelou: 5 Tina: 5 Kronos: 5 Dark One/ FULs: 15 Lily: 5 Azeryn: 5 Cairos: 5 Pardon the brief delay, preparing for JordanCon slaughtering of the innocents kept me a touch busy... >=D Congratulations to the Shadowspawn and the lovely Nyn'Blis!

Just some fun Guinness records I thought would funny to share. Disclaimer: these records are prolly not current. But I'm way too lazy to check for updates. lol The record for oldest vomit! On the 12th of February 2002, a team of paleontologists, led by Professor Peter Doyle of Greenwich University, UK, announced their discovery of the fossilized vomit of a marine reptile. Discovered in a quarry in Peterborough, the 160 million-year-old vomit could provide an insight into the feeding habits of ichthyosaurs. My insight is that it was pretty gross. God, I love science!

..... on the slopes of Shayol Ghul. Welcome Ryrin, please join us in our evil and ignore what some people say: you are unlikey to be eaten by a Trolloc straight away.

....Is with your battery deprived cell phone. It's at 15% and starts making a fuss. You're like. Oh, good to know! Thanks. Sweet of you to remember. It beeps again around 10% and you're like..... yeah, I heard the first time. Old news. Around 7% it feels the need to remind you again. You feel like this relationship might not work out after all but you don't say anything because you're not ready for a change. At 5% you're already throwing some obscenities its way and thinking how much energy it would be saving if it wasn't constantly letting you know that the battery is low. I'll give you a hint. Quite a lot. At 3%, to avoid throwing it out the window a…

To Andrej as our newest Dreadlord! Welcome to the best faction! *stab*

Feel free to share some of your own ;)

a book written by our own Moon Sedai! HERE is the link to it on Amazon if anyone else wants to check it out. (It might take me a while to read it, once it gets here. I don't read as much as I used to.)

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