Shayol Ghul

We know that the Zombie Apocalypse is inevitable. One of these days, either because of a mutated virus, a meteorite falling to earth with space zombie-bugs, or the Dark One deciding that the Time has Come, it's going to happen. And many of us here at Shayol Ghul are just "dinner waiting to happen." But a few of us have the "it" factor to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Here are the nominees. Leelou: Barm Davrick Wombat And the Winner of 2013's Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse is... BARM! I guess it's cause he's Canadian. Or maybe it's because his new home is so far up north and cold that the Apocalypse won't happen there.

Okay, I'm out of creative juices for this Ghoulie Award. We have many snarky people here in Shayol Ghul, and two people were nominated as the snarkiest from 2013: Nominees: Nyn Leelou But, there can be only one WinnerL NYN! Congratulate her in the snarkiest way you can imagine.

Who among us is most likely to take over the world? Nominees: Davrick Lily Leelou Nyn And the winner is.... Davrick!!! Congratulations!

You're having the best dream of your life, sitting on a private beach, drink in your hand and the most amazing hunk/babe wants you. As they lean in with their perfect body for the kiss of your life, everything changes to your worst nightmare. Only one person could jar your perfect dream away... The nominees are: Nyn Lily Winner: Nyn Congrats Nyn!

Have you ever had fun with a cat or a dog playing with your laser pointer. (No that is not a euphemism. Get your mind out of the gutter! Wait. Put it back there, cuz that's where the fun is.) Which of our Shayol Ghul members is most likely to get caught playing with the red dot? The nominees areL Darthe Cindy And the winner is: LIke you couldn't have guessed this one. Cindy! Here's your sig, love.

Ever been friends with....that person? Who is most likely to like their own facebook status? Nominees: Davrick Ed Barm Verb And the winner is..... Barm! Congratulations!

Who did you choose as the best Chosen? (See what I did there?) They all did a great job but there can only be one winner. The nominees are - Basel Gill Dapiano Cyan Nyn And the winner is Basel Gill Congratulations, Basel. Well deserved. Here is your sig

Hello Darkfriends, Shadowspawn, Hags, and those who've yet to attract the attentions of our factions! It is my great honor and pleasure to Spank the most Spankable members of Shayol Ghul. What? You mean I'm not allowed to spank the nominees and the winner, just the winner? Aww, Man... Well, here's the Spankable Nominees: Verb Cindy Leelou Nyn And the winner of the most Spankable Member Ghoulie is... Verbal32 And here's your siggy: Uck. Nevermind. I'll get ewok fur all over my paddle. *hands paddle to Leelou*

Which of you will do anything for points? And I mean anything. Nothing is beneath you, as long as you get points for it. In other words, Shayol Ghul's very own point slut. The nominees are: Hallia Nyn Moon Cindy And the winner is... Cindy! Here is your sig

Narg Hungry. Narg eat annoying hollywood celebrity. Who should Narg remove from hollywood. You tell Nagged who cookpot. Narg eat Miley Cyrus? Narg eat Kim Kardashian?

This award could be about any number of things. It could mean that the nominee wants to watch, or join in, or even film it for you. Or it could just mean that the nominee has no idea that 'dirty times' are happening and they just have a knack for 'blocking.' Whatever the reason, we have four people nominated for this award... And the Nominees are .... Cindy Leelou Verb Nyn The Winner of the 2013 Most Likely to call you during Dirty Times is.... Leelou!!! Here's your siggy: Um,,, Congrats!

The award goes to the Faction Leader who you feel was the most outstanding. I just want to say that they all were a tremendous help to me last year. They all deserve this but only one can have it. The nominees are - Moon and Leelou And the Winner Is Moon! Way to go Moon. Here is your sig.

Ever wonder about the person you're sharing witty banter with? Do you ever wonder that they may be serious about the bodies in the closet? Here are your nominees for Most Likely to be a Serial Killer in Real Life! Ed2funy Nyn Leelou And the winner is...... Ed2funy! Congratulations Ed!

Black Ajah: 732 Moon: 174 Basel: 163 Alaksuleiel: 75 Barm: 5 Cindy: 200 Despothera: 20 Elaevia: 5 Haxorsist: 5 Nicana: 5 Panchi: 80 Dreadlords: 370 Hallia: 55 Daplayer: 20 Davrick: 10 Chaelca: 220 Ed: 20 Kathleen: 5 Lolguy: 5 RTE: 30 Thorkin: 5 Shadowspawn: 785 Leelou: 115 Nynaeve: 195 Reyoru: 110 Tina: 95 Kronos: 55 Verbal: 70 Wombat: 145 Dark One/FULs: 194 Lily: 16 Carwyn: 5 Iceknight: 10 Jack: 55 Krak: 15 Mirdraal: 5 Neeto: 5 NeverTame: 35 Dustbringer: 43 Deep.Rest: 5 Congratulations to the Shadowspawn and to Chaelca for making Nae'Blis!!!!!

Zut alors!

So I just got back from the gym. I'm sweaty. But I cba to get up and shower. Person who provides me with the best solution gets points. Go.

Go here and vote! There are points involved for everyone who votes.

Hey there Mafia addits. I would like to take a moment to discuss a change I'm making for Thakandar Mafia. Don't worry, it's a good thing, and I'm not getting rid of it completely. It's well know that in Shayol Ghul, we track points for bragging rights, and that each month, the person with the most points is appointed Nae'Blis for the month. Well, several of our Mafia players aren't necessarily members of the social group, but they earn points anyway. A Refresher: In mafia games, winning teams earn (players *2) points. Losing teams get (Players) in points. Moderators get the same amount of points as the winning team(s). Tutors get points equal to the t…

Narg feels alone. Narg has no date. Narg sometimes date. Sometimes date run away. Sometimes date is great but Narg eats date as dessert. Narg want lasting relationship. Help Narg find perfect date.

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So I figured that Shayol Ghul needs its own holiday. And what better holiday than a day to commemorate our favorite pasttime of stabbing? So get out there and stab people with a smile on your face. Stab, stab, stab. And be sure to remember the murder that made this day possible, when nine Trollocs stabbed Artur Hawkwing to death on March 15th after he thought he could trust them. His adopted son eventually took his place, but only after a great deal of bloodshed and war to make things more fun.

Go nominate! Here. Hurry! We're going to do things a little differently this year as far as points. The first person (and everyone who has already nominated) gets 50 pts. The person after that gets 45, then 40, and so on, untii we are down to 10. Then everyone after that gets 10. So go hurry. You don't have to post that you nommed, unless you want to. The Dark One sees all.

There are openings on the Forsaken task force. This group of people help plan activities for the Shayol Ghul group. If you'd like to join us just post below and I'll put you to work. You get to see a special new board where all the planning goes on, too. Anyone is welcome, including fuls.

It has come at last! I will show today's menu (every day has different things) A weekly flavor will be up as well. Ice Cream costs the certain number of dice (My Shop Originated in the Band of the Red Hand) and you have to answer a question. To pay with the dice, show as many die as it is to buy the product. Order first with the dice, and I will ask you the question. Anything you don't understand, PM me. You can buy more than 1 flavor at a time This Week's Flavor: Mango Raspberry Lemon: 5 dice Today's 10 Flavors: Avocado: 5 Dice Ice Cream Sandwich: 3 dice Popsicle: 1 die Gold Ice Cream: 100 Dice Plain Tart: 1 Die Strawberry: 2 Dice Blu…

Narg know all, Narg see all, Narg smell all. Butt mostly. Ask Narg and Narg answer. No about Bieber. Narg not want talk about blasphemy. Narg also not talk of Twilight movies. Narg have standards. Many not. But some. If wife fuss Narg ask and Narg help. Narg have four wives. Narg know how to make wife not gnaw your flesh in sleep. If have spawn problem, ask Narg. Narg point and mock for having spawn. Narg not spawn because Narg be smart. Spawns make noise and poop. Many poop. Narg help or mock. But Narg listen. If Narg snore when talk you, more talk, Narg awake and making battle sound. If female make same sound, run.

I am alive, and it would seem I am back.

Cindy and I just picked up a little something at the jewelry store.

It's time for Shayol Ghul's annual awards - The Ghoulies. Go here and nominate!

Black Ajah: 554 Alaksuliel: 20 Basel: 162 Barm: 41 Cindy: 110 Eleavia: 15 Haxorsist: 25 Moon: 115 Nicana: 15 Panchi: 51 Dreadlords: 491 Chaelca: 94 Darthe: 75 Davrick: 47 Hallia: 173 Kathleen: 5 RTE: 87 Thorkin: 5 Shadowspawn: 507 Leelou: 101 Luci: 67 Nynaeve: 135 Reyoru: 80 Tina: 20 Verbal: 22 WBK: 7 Wombat: 75 Dark One/FULs: 261 Lily: 17 Carwyn: 72 Deep.Rest: 76 Jack: 37 Harry Potter: 35 Krak: 5 Mirdraal: 5 NeverTame: 14 Neeto: 5 Non SG Members: BFG: 38 Pralaya: 12 Andrej: 7 Nolder: 28 Congratulations to the Black Ajah and to Hallia!!

Narg always hungry, Narg smart and Narg make cookbook. You lucky to get recipes.