Shayol Ghul

I would like to take this moment to welcome a new member to the Black Ajah... Misheru Sedai! Now... go spread the evil.

To Ishmael Forsaken, or my IshStarfish. I want to bind my soul to yours forever. The first time I met Ishy would be when I joined the WT. I was assigned to house Trehelion, where he was the House Head. I liked him instantly. He made me laugh and seemed like I really nice person. I didn't have the courage to try to get to know him better though; I'm very insecure and rarely dare to be the first to start a contact, and I was so new to the site I just hung back and didn't make much of a fuss. So I just kept stalking him around a bit, wanting to be his friend, but never daring to take the first step. Then I started playing mafia, and he came out of retirement…

It's hard to be the best when you're brand new. But some exceptional (or exceptionally evil) individuals have done just that. Is is their wit? Their evil charm? Or just that they were too new to know better? Naw, can't be that one! The nominees are: RandA l'Thor Wild Taltos Cyan And the Winner is RandA l'Thor!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgive me for taking so long to get this up. Time is flying by... Black Ajah Moon 115 Nicana 85 Panchi 115 Nae 220 Ep 5 Cindy 145 Hax 35 Barm 35 Basel 35 Bg 5 Sakaea 5 Total 765 Dreadlords Christine 150 Dap 71 Ed 5 Lolguy 70 Thorkin 5 Vambram 29 Kathleen 15 Arez 5 Taltos 35 Cyan 95 Ishy 15 Sorcha al paar 65 Total 560 Shadowspawn Leelou 135 Verbal 5 Rand 40 Nyn 55 Reyoru 5 Tina 35 Total 275 Lightfuls and Do Lily 140 ShayolGhull 30 Starrik 5 Misheru Sedai 20 WBkronos 5 RTE 10 Neeto 5 Cloud 5 Mirdraal 5 Total 225 Grats to Nae and The Black Ajah!

As many of you fuls and fulettes know, I work at the pits of Thakan'dar in Shayol Ghul as my real employment (Read: the entertainment department at Walmart). And i hate my job- although it leaves me with a strong desire to *stab* people in the face with my boxcutter, I am pretty certain I'd get in serious legal trouble if I did so. So, I've taken on a second job, not one strong enough for me to leave the pits, but something to let me breathe and stretch my amazing Black Ajah intellect and wit. I'm writing for a friend's web design company. He's an amazing web designer, however, his writing leaves something to be desired. My first writing assignmen…

These folks go out of their way to try to be funny. Sometimes they actually are. But who is the funniest of the litter? Well, this was a hard one for you to decide, because two of the runners up lost by only one point. Nominees: Kivam Verbal Cyan Ishmael Forsaken (notice Barm didn't make the list ;) ) And the winner is: Verbal!!!

I will give one person at the end of the month and additional 20-50 points for the best performed GMT in the social groups. I don't want it to be obvious you are performing a GMT, I want to see originality, evilness, creativity and interactions from other members. Standard rules and points still apply (please read all rules before starting a task). As always, if I think a task is half assed or not evil enough, I reserve the right to fail it. The tasks can be found here: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/73237-grayman-tasks/ Enjoy. Spread the evil.

For as long as people have lived together, they have told stories. These stories have been different, telling different tales and fulfilling different purposes. However, there have also been many things similar about them. This month in the Aiel, we are exploring legends/stories/myths. We are focusing on a few different cultures, discussing the role of stories throughout time, and thinking about their role in our world today. We also have some fun games! All are welcome to join us in the Three-Fold Land as we celebrate Aiel Culture Fair: Legends. I hope to see you there! Aiel Heart Car'a'carn

I know she's not around because of connection issues but .. Happy birthday! * stabs*

Cats are great animals, and I love them and also I love dogs, as well. I saw this very amusing, but true, cartoon drawing that I want to share here with you all.

Forum Posts allow us to engage with each other in interesting and out of the way places across the globe, across the forum and even, when the Cloudflare isn’t kicking us off, boring places like Norwegia. Posts allow us to sound intelligent and erudite, and allow us to pretend that everybody is worthy of typing, not just the Black Ajah, who have a combined total of 3,000 years of higher education, and thus are witty, attractive, and make posts of substance. But then there are Spammers, those special few who fill our days with lolcats, cheezburgers, Harry Potter and yes, even actual posts that are not related to kissing the Black Ajahs pert behinds. We call most of the…

Every group has one. That person who is so self centered that you mention them and they just appear. How do they do it? Simple, they constantly search their name in DM to see who's talking about them This years nominees; Christine Nynaeve And the winner..... Say her name 3 times and she will appear... Christine!

You finally get your date home and are in the middle of a great time when your phone rings. You hit "ignore" thinking they'll get the hint...but they call again, and again, and again... Most Likely to Call You During Dirty Times Nominees: Verbal Barmacral Nynaeve Winner (by one point!): Nynaeve

Okay, this is by no means an official sig, but I posted it in Froggys thread and thought I'd share. MWAHAHAHAHAHa And I'm more than willing to personalize it.

We all know Brandon Sanderson is really one of us in disguise. The question is, who? Well, you voted and the culprit is revealed. (Sort of like a mafia game.) Nominees: Barmacral Basel Gill And Most Likelly to be Brandon Sanderson is: Basel Gill!!!

As it is known and has been done through the ages, stabbing is the most efficent way of taking someone's life and also welcoming someone into our somewhat strange yet awesome community, stabbers(its a word!) come in many forms, and only those who stab awesomly have been nominated for this Prestigious award. Our final two are Dapianoplayer, Leelou And the winner is leelou!!

Are you good at mafia? Do you admire those who are? Do you really care? Me, I play for the fun. But some people take it quite seriously and have gotten quite good at it. Here, we honor the best. Nominees: Basel Gill Ishmael Forsaken Dapianoplayer And the winner is: Ishy!!!!!!! (Now, let's all move out of the way and make room for the ego we just inflated.....) Grats, Ishy! *stabs*

Throughout history there have been those to tried to rule the world. Countless people have failed, few have succeeded. Here in Shayol Ghul we train the next world powers. We cultivate all the best qualities needed to rule; intelligence, brutality, strength, intelligence, wit, and subtlety. The nominees gathered around to see who would win amongst them. Cindy lounged in an arm chair, tail flicking side to side. Verbal was peeking around a large chair, attempting to get noticed by Leelou. She ignored him while drinking from an ornate goblet. Her attention was elsewhere. Up ahead Rand bounced excitedly. He was excited for the award but still stayed close enough…

The staff members work very hard to make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible, they contribute countless hours to make everything as simple and fun for us.(And having mod powers in just an added bonus) Our final Nominees: Lily, Moon, Christine.. While each of them have done their respective jobs and even helped each other on many occasions, there can only be one ring to rule them *cough* I mean one winner.. And the winner is lily

Have you ever told a joke and nobody got it? Well, that happens to these people all the time. Some say it's because their jokes are too lame. I wouldn't say that, because there is no need to. We all know it's true. So, without further ado.... The nominees are: RandA l'Thor Barmacral Ed2funy Ahmoondah Sedai And the Winner is... Ed2funy (who can't even spell funny. It's no wonder he got this one)

I'm not quite sure why we thought it was a good idea to give these guys daggers... Most Likely to Fall on Their Own Dagger Nominees: Dapianoplayer RandA l'Thor Lolguy Winner: Dapianoplayer

Points are wonderful things that allow us to determine who is better than whom. They guide us, we steal them, we hoard them and we mock those who are our lesser who don’t have them. As someone with points, I recognize the value of those few who have them and well, that makes me awesome. But some people in our distinguished audience will do anything for points, whether it is bring in the paper, open a kissing booth for droolers in the black tower, tongue lick all the dog dishes in the kennels to make sure all of “the taste” is gone, or sometimes even dare to surpass the mighty Dark One Herself. The nominees for biggest point slut are: Christine “I’ll eat anything …

Welcome Sorcha to the DLs please *stabs* Our power and evil grow ever faster

Yep. It's Ghoulies time. Go vote here! 10 points for everyone who does.

Ok, so I was never here much to begin with after I first signed up... And I haven't gotten kicked out yet... But I just want attention and say HI I plan on hanging around here a lot more if you guys don't mind *preemptivly stabs anyone entering the thread*

(so your favorite indie band?)

This board has been too quiet here lately. All I see are BA members, the DO, and the occasional stray Gholam or ful. Are you all truly that afraid of the BA's perfect evil? Or could it be that our dark beauty intimidates you?

Okay. I need ideas for Mr Moon's birthday on the 18th. He's gonna be "21" err. (36). And no freaking clue this year. I wana get him somethig semi 'ebil' to appeal to his inner badguy. And I need ideas. What does one get emperor palpatine for his birthday?

Dreadlords - 529 Christine- 80 Cyan 115 GMT 2 Dap 34 Ed 35 Badco 5 Ishmael Forsaken 25 Kathleen 35 Krak-10 Lolguy 50 Mish 41 Mottlee 20 TMD 30 Thorkin 5 Vambram 14 Wild Taltos 40 Black Ajah 634 Barm 25 Basel 66 GMT Level 1 Cindy 14 Eternal phoenix 20 Haxorsist 25 Kae 46 Kivam 13 Moon 174 Nae-212 Panchi 30 Song 9 Shadow Spawn- 670 Froggy 200 Leelou 180 Nynaeve 55 Rand 124 Tina 76 Mirdraal 5 Reyoru 5 Katiora 5 Verbal 5 Wombat 15 Fuls and Lily- 397 Lily 95 Darthe* 56 Dice 36 Hallia 9 Len 19 Neeto* 10 Peacesells 19 Nicana 5 Ruiard 9 Sorcha al paar 60 GMT level 2 Talya 46 time 9 Tglems 5 Cloud 5 WolfBrother Kron…