Shayol Ghul

APRIL STATS (UNOFFICIAL) Beautiful Fearless Leader : Our Souls Naeann : 65 Amaz- ah hahaha sorry I can't even finish that Dreadlords : 894 Mottlee: 360 Christine: 157 Dapianoplayr: 118 Amadine: 90 Ledinna Sedai: 69 Ed2funy: 45 Kathleen: 32 ThorkinBarrimore: 20 Melanas: 3 Black Ajah Hags : 1000 Eternal Phoenix: 366 CosmicPanda: 260 Alaksuleiel: 140 LilyElizabeth: 88 Ahmoondah Sedai: 75 Sakaea: 43 ASongofIceandFire:13 Haxorcist: 10 BGshrinko: 5 Trollicorn-Spawn : 495 Nynaeve: 196 Nyanna al'Meara: 83 Verbal: 57 TinaHel: 40 Tynaal Consen: 40 Leelou: 40 Reyoru: 28 NakedFroggy: 11 Pity Those Fuls : 342 Basel Gil: 102 Ar…

So just wondering if a NB was named for this month and which factio won for the month of April?

That's right. The CoL presents the return of the weekly poll! Why at the SG, you say? Because that's the only place I'm welcome. Jeez, there's no need to rub it in! Go ahead and use your privilege. Vote!

Happy May 4th everyone! My birthday is this month so I should get lots of awesome presents! Proceed.

Can these go away please? I will purposely not give points to anyone flat asking for them. I will give points to people who make me laugh, impress me with intelligence or who I just plain think are worthy. Start posting threads with funny memes, stories, interesting happenings and such and you may find that A activity picks up, B you are taken a little more seriously and C I stop stabbing you so much :) Not aimed at anybody in particular. It's aimed at everyone! Eli

I found this in the roll call thread. I thought I'd make sure you see it. *snicker* *grabs popcorn and waits*

The ACW is currently creating a DM SG Board Game. This game will depict all of the Social Groups on DM and be playable for all. To ensure that all social groups are represented accurately, we will be needing your input. To make helping us more tempting, there are awards for the most helpful factions along with awards for the most helpful SG's. All you need to do is submit card ideas. Your faction has the following types of cards: Drawing Cards: You have to draw a certain item in a limited amount of time and get your teammates to guess what it is. No talking. No noises. No gestures. These do not require a story, but whatever you tell them to draw must be connec…

You know how this works. Give me crap, and you get points. It must be animal related. Trollocs, you eat my aminals, and I shall spank you.

So, who around here thinks they're funny but actually is not? We all know people like that, both here in Shayol Ghul and elsewhere. They laugh at their own jokes because....... well, someone has to. Right? And if I keep going much longer, I'll be earning this award for this year. So without further ado, the nominees are: Verbal Ed2funy And the winner is..... Verbal!!!!!

What are some of the best photos from your favorite epic adventure series?

If you don't vote, the terrorists win.

If anyone can come up with some truely entertaining captions for these i might just have some points to give out.

This... makes me hungry.

Small town simplicity. That's all the citizens of Littletonboroville wanted. None of the big city noise, pollution or violence. But those days are at an end. Littletonboroville was such an attractive place to live that the population began to boom, bringing all the big city problems. Can the citizen's reclaim their peaceful little town and eliminate those that threaten their little piece of paradise? This is an advanced game with standard and custom roles. Rules: 1. Activity is a must. One GAME related post per 24 hours. 2. Editing posts is allowed. Do so at your own risk. 3. Keep it clean. No personal attacks. It's a game people, don't stress it. …

I heard a rumor about you, sir, that you enjoy playing a particular game. If this is indeed true, then you shall be receiving 20 points, sir, but I must ask, upon which server does this occur?

Transcribe the lyrics to this song to the best of your ability. The funniest entries get points.

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*rides up on a unicorn and holds out a hand bearing a scroll, hand trembling wiv joy* Now, I don't think I can do Thorky justice with words, especially after what he posted!! Well, from the moment I joined DM and hung out in the White Tower, I saw that Thorkin as a really sweet, very caring person. He stood out because, even though he wasn't on DM that often, when he WAS on he always had something nice to say to everybody, he contributed a special vibe to whatever place he posted :D when we got to know each other better, and started PMing, and spamming, I saw there was so much more to him too! We chatted about various random things, and I felt speshul when he too…

I would first like to say that I don’t post that often but enjoy surfing through the various boards and trying to keep up with everything despite working all the time. It was during one of these afternoons that I noticed a certain new little band of pranksters had been unleashed upon all of these boards. One in particular seemed to come up with the most random and hilarious things on a repeated basis. Now, I must state that I am horrible at spamming and, until recently thought it was just so crazy and made my head hurt to follow. In fact, I used to avoid places where there was a lot of spamming because A) I just couldn’t keep track of everything and B) I’m lazy…

So, the funniest member. More accurately, the funniest from the fun-packed laughter-fest that is the trio below: The Nominees: Christine, Aust & ed2funy. AND THE WINNER IS: ... CHRISTINE! Congratulations!

Well, well, well... *brings out the robes made of refined Trolloc fur, the slippers made of Black Ajah leather, and the face cream made from Dreadlord blood* Don't worry. The toxins in the blood won't cause any irreparable harm. Now, tonight, I am here to present you all very prestigious award (*whispers to the audience*: keep up the act for them, ok?). Most Loved and Sought After Most High Maintenance! As we all know (you better know! You should have voted. ), the nominations were: Naeann and Nynaeve. And the winner is.... The one who gets to wear this: The one who loves to be fawned over the most... …

PLEASE!! I HAVE WAITED FOR MONTHS! I AM BEGING YOU ALL, IN YOUR EVIL, TWISTED HEARTS, SIGN UP FOR MY MAFIA GAME!! http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/68304-advanced-ghost-town-mafia-2-sign-ups/?do=findComment&comment=2199232 PLEEEEEEASE!

Eternal Phoenix is moving up the ranks fast. No sooner did he get promoted to Shaidar Shaiel, then he's getting another promotion. Congrats, EP, on making Shaidar Sedai.

*Glides onto the stage covered in blood* Ahem. So I have been rudely interrupted in the middle of surgery some poor guy didn't need to present a coveted award. Yes, you heard me right, I am referring to the award that makes all servants of the Dark One swoon, the Most Likely to Steal Candy from a Baby Award. And now the nominees are... ... ... ...Barmacral, Verbal32 & Nynaeve. AND THE WINNER FOR MOST LIKELY TO STEAL CANDY FROM A BABY IS.... ... ... …

Hey, everyone! Ed and I are working on a Photobucket for the Social Group! We are trying to put all of our images on there, and right now, we are working on putting together all of the random Faction siggys running about. So, you want to throw your Siggy onto the photobucket? Have a stack of Faction Siggys? Send them on over!

This is my essay to explain the awesomeness that is the Black Ajah. First of all we have the lovely Lily, she is the Mafia master. She is quick to stab those around her who she deems stab worthy. Lily did not know what a Haiku was until recently, but that is ok we can forgive her for not knowing everything, after all she is not The Great Lord of the Dark. The Black Ajah is also the home of Alaksuleiel, a very happy Black Sister. Eli, because she won’t let me call her Aksu, is the guider of us misguided Fuls. We can’t all be awesome enough to be guided into the Black Ajah but she does try to guide us all there. It is a very difficult task to make Eli giggle, many may try b…

Or shall I chew off his ears one by one first?? Evil beings, how do you eat your Easter goodies? :P

So then, here we are. An award for the person within Shayol Ghul with the freakiest username. A name you cannot pronounce... a name you cannot spell... where the hell did they come up with THAT?! The nominees for the Weirdest Username are: Pants on Fire really?? it's a wonder you can sit down... or should it be preceded by LIAR, LIAR! ??? Otpelk Cainam hhhmmmmm Kelptomaniac spelt backwards.... what are you trying to tell us? ed2funy he's a special lad that one, not funny at all, but funy... which apparently an acronym for Freethinkers of Upstate New York, and also…

BAHAHAHAHAHAH this was tooo epically funny not to share.... Player and Froggie!

EP is now Black Ajah. Congrats for passing all the tests, EP. Welcome home. Edit - You should be getting access to our private board shortly. And 100 pts for all the work you put into joining us.