Shayol Ghul

Come you all to welcome and congratulate Nyanna, who is a ful no longer, but the newest Trolloc in town. Congrats Nyanna *beheads.*

So we all know that taking over the world is no small thing. And theres no denieing we have all thought about trying it ourselves atleast once. *looks over the crowd* Well maybe more then once, there are some who i'm sure think about it all the time but would they really be able to do it. This year you all decided that the three most likely to take over not just the world but dm as well were Lily, Ama and then Oh My Ed & Ama together. After any long struggle for power there can only be one winner, but which would it be. Seeing who the most likely competitors are i'm more then glad that i'm not in the running as this would be a most bloody of battles. …

The Ful Nominees were Ledinna Sedai, Sakaea, Ishamael Forsaken, Matrim Hat-rim. But no one cares about a Ful, right? Because I don't. I use them for fodder until they can prove themselves worthy of a Faction. Some people never aspire to much, staying Fuls for months upon months. Upon years, too. So, who won? Wow. Another tie! o_O Now sure I'd like to share THIS one. Congrats to Ledinna Sedai & Sakaea!

Hey! You! You talkin to me? Are YOU talkin to ME?!? Its clear who the mafia are in this game. I got this super fantastic role at the beginning of the game that lets me know who everyone is just by posting after them. And, well, these three, unfortunately, posted a bit too much! I know all their tells anyways. I've been playing mafia since they were in mafia diapers! Well.. except the one... but he trained me..so I know all his tricks. Join me in voting off the mafia baddies and we shall win the game for the town!! VOTE KIVAM LILY ISHMAEL FORSAKEN TL:DR? The nominees for Best Mafia Player are above in red. The winne…

Sometimes I wonder if people are typing blindfolded with gloves on, lost their online dictionary or forgot to pay/feed their proof readers. In fact for these nominees I am tempted to hire a proof reader just so I don't have to decipher their posts by myself. It gives me a headache. The Nominees for a kick up the butt if they don't pick up their form are: ed2funy & Little_Miss The winners and recipients of a free butt kicking are: ed2funy and Little_Miss!!!

Are you the biggest bullshitter? Everyone seemed to think that Ed and Verbal are. Verbal, are you a bullshitter? Are you full of bullshit? bullshit bullshit bullshit. I love presenting this award. Ed, are you a bullshitter? Are you full of bullshit? BULLSHIT Now, before I present the award. I have a conversation to share with you. Why? because it fit. Christine: Could have sworn I was nommed for most high maintenance... Ed: Wouldn't your husband be mad if you were nommed? Christine: Nommed for most High Maintenance? Christine: He would laugh. Ed: No. Ed: Nom. L…

Have you ever wanted to name a child after your favorite WoT character? No? Well, neither have I. But the question was posed - who do we think would? It came down to two likely candidates. The nominees are: Nynaeve Ed2funy Personally, I think they both will name a future child after someone in WoT. But the masses have spoken. The winner is Ed2funy Go figure.

*Gracefully gliding onto the stage is a woman clad in a dress made of Streith that is almost translucent. She smiles at the audience, surrounding her in naught but their small clothes. After all, this is the Naked Award. It should be greeted with applaud from nearly nude people!* Welcome, welcome my darlings, to the award for Most Likely to Post Naked. Now, I know that a number of us must peruse our lovely forums while keeping our eyes near to closed, for fear that we might stumble across Ed and his girlfriend Rosey, or that there might be a random Verbal humping Angie pictures, but all in all, most of the clothes are kept on! It takes a special fe…

Truly, if you think about this, how many of you want to win this award? I mean, it is asking who is the most likely to lie, cheat, steal, kill their loved ones... and all for personal gain. Of course, this is Shayol Ghul, and therefore this award is an honour! Think of all the glory you can rub into people's faces after you trip them into the dirt and stand on them. Cause that is what the darkfriend does, right? So without further ado, our nominees are... LilyElizabeth, Amadine & Matrim Hat-rim. Wait, lemme check that list again. Aren't they all supposed to be super nice and wonderful and... oh yes, Sheriam. Well nevermind then! Maybe they are all subt…

Wow, there are some point whores around here, I mean, really what's the point of joining Shayol Ghul if not for the points that you can punch, kick, main and give out sexual favours for? The nominees for this dubious prize are Mottlee and Christine.... Winning by a hair and a point is....... CHRISTINE!!!!!

March Stats Dreadlords - 3552 Talya - 11 Blackhoof - 20 Thorkin - 20 Melanas - 30 Aemon - 34 Ledinna - 120 Mottlee - 190 Ed - 550 Player - 551 Amadine - 552 Christine - 1474 Black Ajah - 1652 Kivam - 20 Hax - 20 Barm - 30 Eli - 30 Meesh - 32 BG - 42 Despo - 76 Moon - 130 Kae - 132 Song - 251 Lily - 439 Pandy - 450 Shadowspawn - 1290 Verbal - 11 TinaHel - 43 Leelou - 79 Wombat - 86 Frog - 90 Reyoru - 106 Tynaal - 360 Nyn - 515 Misc/OL - 1208 Pants on Fire - 8 AH - 9 Kate - 10 Nae - 10 Leno - 20 Rhea - 20 Ishmael - 31 Basel - 50 Mirdraal - 100 Nyanna - 380 EP - 570

So I said to myself, "Self", (and I knew it was me talking because I had on my favorite bunny slippers.... anyways) "Self, do my loyal minions appreciate me? Do they know all the hard work you and your staff do for them? Someone should get rewarded or something for all the stuff we do. " Self rambled on for a good thirty minutes. She pondered and pandered (whatever that means!) and then she watched two seasons of Dr. Who on netflix. I realized there was something I needed to do but couldn't think of what. I figured I was bored enough to mosey over to my social group and rig the awards for Staff member of the year. So I broke into Amadine's rooms and searched for th…

So SGers your attention is needed here http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/69164-something-new-and-shiny/ Go look

I'm so bored sitting here at home. So, ...........um... Who wants a cookout?

This is my kind of weekend.

Yes Yes. You know the drill. Come, bring me presents!

Do you really think I and my staff would have put this much effort into changing things up around here and getting organized and making the Forsaken task team if Shayol Ghul was really going to be gone? Granted.. if I had been told that was really happening after all of that I probably WOULD have retired... :p Thank you to those who helped make this interesting this year. I hope no one got too upset?

If you have a question about a judgement I make please come to me about it privately. I am more than capable of listening to people and taking into consideration other view points. If you instead belittle me or act as though I can't do my job and go so far as to question things I do all over the boards you are showing me you can't handle being treated like the adult you should be. ANY problems ANYONE in this social group has with me, other staff, or other members or something that is being done.. anything at all.. needs to be dealt with privately... you can always come to me or one of the faction leaders with any concern, question, complaint, etc.. When I joined t…

Nae is the Great Lord. She is the master of points. Bow to the master!

You know, I thought we had mad respect for each other. You and I were good. I would slice through the throats of everyone that annoyed me, and you would lead the trolloc army to cause death and destruction anywhere that dared to insult you. Me and you? We worked well together. But then, I see, you go and betray me. We have a healthy competition, you and I. We both love our points (and are needy wenches). And then, you go and give points to the only person that might actually beat me this month on awesomeness. I see how it is. *raises dagger up and points it at Nyna* Just know, I'm watching you.

Because seriously, I am tired of it. I don't get why everyone likes Ed. He isn't funny. Actually, he is really annoying. And it's sad being in such a run down group. I mean, I am the only good thing about the Dreadlords, and even my excellence can't raise us that high, because Ed drags us down so much. He wears ugly dresses. He ruins mine. And he doesn't feed us. I demand a new faction. I'm now up for Hire, because seriously, I am done with Ed.

I remember we used to have a few whisky devotees here. Has anyone tried Lagavulin 16? It's gorgeous stuff.

So apparently i now have points to give away. YAY So it being the end of the month and me being bored if you entertain me i might just give you some. lol

What kind of messed up ad is that?

As promised... here's the list of those who both nominated and voted.... ed2funy Mirdraal LilyElizabeth Kate Christine Mottlee Ishy Moon Player Ledinna Nae 1st prize - 100 points 2nd prize - 70 points 3rd prize - 30 points The Lords of Random re-ordered the list as follows: Mirdraal Ledinna Player Nae Moon Mottlee ed2funy Kate LilyElizabeth Ishy Christine CONGRATS TO MIRDRAAL, LEDINNA & PLAYER

Also, before I continue, I think it important to note that my Best Friend / Drinking Buddy through college always called me Baby Panda. Figured I would share that with Pandy and Pandy Minion. IT'S A BABY PANDA! How cute!

There are dark times ahead for us. The storm is coming and we must prepare for it. Changes will be occurring to implement the best way to face that storm. I can't go into detail yet but the changes start soon.. With the last book coming this was a neccessary evil. There is nothing to be done....

Yep. Moar promotions. Froggy is now the newest Gholam on the block! Congratulations dear, long may you slip under doors and suck lifeblood dry.

I met her way back when, I think it was before she became the Artist's Guild leader but it wasn't till then that I really came to know her from just another DMer, but it wasn't until we started FBing that I really got to know her. At first we just had the odd chat about the usual random stuff. It wasn't till Froggy needed someone to talk to that we really became good friends. To tell the truth that was the first time I ever thought that maybe she would be someone I'd like to bond. I admit that I never told her and put it to the back of my mind. I didn't want to rush things (I like to be sure with things like this) Our friendship really cemented with the House Ospenya in…