Shayol Ghul

Alright, kids and kittens! You have points, and I wants them! So! For Mistress Lily, a new dagger! For mistress Nyna, a new diamond corset! And, for Verbal, a new litter box! Would anyone else like a present? Or, perhaps, would you prefer a presentation? *smiles wickedly and reaches between her bosom and pulls out a small thin dagger, before turning quickly and throwing it through the throat of a nearby servant* So, ladies and gents, boys and girls. What can I do to please you?

As ya'll might now, I'm now a 4th Leveler: Tai Shaidar Sedai. I need a siggy to show off my truly evil and vindictive nature. I'm gonna give points to the one that best fits my attitude. So, Lightfuls and Such.... DRESS ME!

I have the pleasure of announcing our resident Nynaeve as Chosen for the SS. She'll be cracking the whip etc., both when I'm there and when I'm not. Welcomes and congratulations!

Feel the blood course down your arm as it drips from the fresh slice you just made in her belly. She's hung up just for this occasion! *takes out a special dagger and stabs her* Happy 21st birthday, sis. Long day at work, but I made it before my midnight. XD

Apparently, the BA has no sig makers. We have a need and I will give points for it. Lots of points. I'd prefer someone with no faction affiliation, so we can get you the points you need to join one. (That was thinly veiled, wasn't it?) If I can't get a sig maker, I'll pay in points for images that I can use to make some. (My skills are nowhere near up to date, but I can manage if I must.) Post here or PM me if you're interested.

*Pulls in a big vat of chili and a huge keg of TQ* Hello to all. I don't remember if I ever tried joining here but you probably have seen me around in other Social groups. So how's it going

Yes, you heard it right, its a MEGA PROMOTION. 4 a time, the only way we SS know how... Congratulations to TinaHel, Leelou, Froggie and Tynaal on attaining the glorious rank of Myrddraal! May you continue to strike fear into the hearts of those other folk who aren't Shadowspawn...

I used to be a simple minstel, and I was quite happy with it. What was not to like? I could sit for hours playing my harp, travelling from town to town... until one day I met a fortune teller. I asked her if there were any other kinds of music in the world, other ways of playing yet to be discovered. What a fool I was. At first what she showed me was wonderful, the instruments grand and the harmonies powerful beyond anything I could have imagined... but it would not last. Someone would write a piece of silence and call it music. She then showed me something called 'Serialism', and I cringed in fear. What dissonance! What horrific disjointment of melody! It was too mu…

Since we are about to encounter a weird phenomenon that only happens once every four years... (no, I don't mean the day Ed bathes) we should have a little evil party! You have 3 days to come up with the best gift for our new SS leader. He will pick the winner and that person will get 200 points. You only get one entry so choose wisely. Submit the gifts to me by private message and on Leap Day I will present them to Reyoru. Otherwise... let's PARTY!!!

St. Patrick's day? .. .. .. . . . .... . . . ... .. .. .. .. . . . No? How about leap year? . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . Ok ok then... my evil little minions. I have the perfect celebration. We got rid of Verbal and have replaced him with........ REYORU Congrats Rey. Welcome to the staff of Shayol Ghul. I hope Verbal didn't leave to much of a mess for you. You may also now choose your new chosen. Run auditions or however you'd like to do it.

That's right. Christine is your newest Deathlord. Not only can she gobble up points, but she can poop 100 out each month, too! Congrats, Christine! *takes his dagger and slices her up*

Ledinna has seen the error of her ways! She hath forsook the Light and chosen the way of the Great Lord. She has discovered she can channel and has decided to become a Darkfriend. Welcome to the Dreadlords!

Sakaea has accepted an invitation to the Black Ajah. Welcome, Kae! *stabbity*

Dreadlords - 700 Christine - 360 Dapiano - 120 Ed - 100 Amadine - 95 Mottlee - 25 Black Ajah - 725 Moon - 350 Song - 300 BG - 50 Des - 25 Shadowspawn - 693 Rey - 304 Tyn - 180 Nyn - 100 Frog - 100 Tina - 9 Fuls - 442 Melanas - 200 Ledinna - 100 Sakaea - 100 Kate - 20 Arez - 14 Pants - 8 Congratulations to the BA and Christine for most collective and individual points respectively. Christine, you are this month's Nae'blis, you can post your thread on the 15th !

Congrats to Song of Ice and Fire and Bgrishinko. They have been promoted to 3rd level (Shaidar Sedai) because they earned enough points to climb over the bodies of their peers. And speaking of climbing over bodies, Ahmoondah has been chosen to take one of the coveted 4th level spots (Tai Shaidar Sedai.) Starting whenever Verbal gives her board permissions, you may suck up to her for points. Congrats, all of you! *stabs*

The Google home page has frogs on it today and one is naked!!!! :D I'M FAMOUS! :D

Okey ,here's the deal "chaps"! There's a new panda in Shayol Ghul, and he's bigger and stronger than that other panda (whom we shall not name). He has recently fled Shayol Ghul afraid of the might from me. I met him personally, and he told me that he willingly forfeited the title Panda to me. So.. BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW PANDA!!

I never thought this day would come. Ever. Like, EVER. Seriously. No, no, SRSLY. VRY SRSLY. We are no more. I've left her. Why? Because......I've found another. And who in the hell is it that I've left? For those that know me, I think you already know the answer. You can't believe it, but you know it anyway. I've left Angelina. She has been demoted out of the "Verbal would leave his entire life behind for this woman" list. Yep. But, the list is not empty. It is filled by somebody who has been lurking nearby for years, but I never had the guts to admit it. She's been my real love for quite a while. She is...... …

I'm serious. Y'all asked for it. Putting on a graceful smile, Christine welcomed in the guests standing at her door. Little did they know that this call would end in her favor alone. "Lily Sedai! Piano! Please, won't you both come in?" The two entered in, glancing at each other for a moment, as if trying to warily take in the scene. They were right to question her motives. She had a goal, and would not stop until she got what she wanted. "Dinner is almost ready. Please, won't you have a drink with me while my slaves finish the last of it?" Of course, they would think that the drinks were poisoned. They would sip daintily at their drinks, an…

So... I was doing the dishes torturing some unsuspecting orthodontists, when a little ditty entitled 'Sympathy for the Devil' came on my MP3. Before I knew it, I was altering correcting the lyrics where the fools had obviously made some mistakes. Now I think I'll share the result for those of you who are interested. *Twirls a very large knife* You will be interested! Sympathy for the Dark One (Guns 'n' Roses Blood 'n' Ashes version) Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around since the Wheel first spun, Stolen many man's soul and faith I was around when Lews Therin had his moment of madness and shame, Made damn sure t…

Nae said she missed me. I don't believe a word of it, but...

First off you have to pledge your undying alliance to the Dark One and the Dreadlords, renounce all ties to the Black Ajah and Shadow Spawn, and give your soul to the roll call

My fiance and I went to see Episode I in 3D last night...holy friggin' crap, it was amazingly epic. Favorite part was definitely the podrace, followed closely by the duel between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Darth Maul. They put in stuff they cut from the DVD, which was epic, and they improved the graphics on things like Darth Maul's eyes. It was really amazing. Has anyone else seen this epicness? If not, you should.

or did the BT disappear? I can't see it anywhere, and DM says it doesn't exist. WTH happened?

As many of you know, I am a minion of the Great Lord and work in the forges of Thakandar itself at Wal*Mart. Every morning, as I arrive at work, I am made aware that the Great Lord is watching. When I arrive, the Great Lord is watching me: And, as I approach, I feel the chill of Shaidar Haran himself: If I start to goof off, Management lets me know they can see me: And, if I go sneak away, they follow me: Then, I return to my home after a long day of slaving in the pits of Thakandar only to find the Darkhounds, at my door, Growling their disapproval: What's a poor, hardworking black ajah to do except... *STAB …

For ShadowSpawn faction leader. You will be in charge of The greyman tasks and moderating the blight. You must help me, Lily, and Ed monitor the rest of the boards, help with recruiting new members, keeping SG active and fun for all, and maintaining your private boards along with an assistant of your choosing. You will be given a points allowance to hand out each month and be given access to the bore and the pit of dhoom as well as moderating abilities for all of Shayol Ghul. This is so you can delete or edit inappropriate posts,ect... I will give this two weeks and see where we stand. Also... I've still got plenty of openings for my Forsaken group. Pl…

This weekend, I went to Emart with some pals from my shop. We have a Katusa (Korean Augmentation to the US Army) in our shop, so it's like having a free translator. Anyways, you know how some stores have samples once in awhile? Yea, Emart has samples all the time. And it's crowded... They have 2 or 3 sample booths in every dang aisle. So, I was tasting a strawberry drink that was pure squished up strawberries (Yummmmmm). And then, down the aisle, there was a lady offering some milk-like substance. Sure! Why not, right? Take a sample. One sip and BAM! It was alcohol. D: Hell, there might have even been roofies in it for all I know. Luck…

So, yeah. I'm resigning my position as Faction Leader of the Shadowspawn. I just don't have enough time to do the job justice since becoming an Admin. If Barm ever did usergroups more than 1x per year, maybe. Kidding. I just don't have time. I'll be around, and I hope the SS get a great leader who will revitalize them. I feel like I did that at first, but the magic has fizzled a little, and it's time for new blood. Nae, if you send me a usergroup request to remove myself, I'll cry. I'm not set up like that anyway, so you don't have to bother, lol.

Tomorrow I'm gonna be cool like Tony Jaa. In all seriousness, the workout was awesome. I don't recall the last time I've had that tough a workout, and I used to swim competitively. I am definitely going back. Cause I'm cool like Tony Jaa (or will be tomorrow).

Oh, Great Dark One..I give you this... It contains a Death Ray and The NFL Network in HDD (High Darkness Definition).