Shayol Ghul

Tell me dammnit! Mine is standing in a shopping cart, arranging and assembling the cartons of milk to resemble a city, then, being Godzilla, razing them to the ground in my infinite fury. After about a minute and a half of this, I fell off and hit my head on the ground and had to go to the doctor, but I was afraid he'd give me a shot so I squiggled free of his evil grasp and hid underneath the patients bed. They never caught me!

I've arranged a few pieces that you can play. You will require at least one lightful as your instrument. 1) The Lightful's Scream: Get a cat. Get it to bite the unsuspecting lightful's toe. Listen to the result. Evilness rating: ** 2) The Bubbling Brook: Get a bubbling brook and put blood in it, or red food colouring if you're needing to conserve lightfuls. Listen to the bubbling. Evilness rating: * (food colouring) or ** (blood) 3) The Clarinet of Death: Get a clarinet and bludgeon your lightful with it. Evilness rating: ** 4) The Choir of Eternal Happiness You will require several lightfuls for this. Tell them…

I slept approximately 0 hours and 0 minutes this night and now I'm tired and somewhat happy and my eyes sting a little but that's okay I can take it it's no biggy and I just ate dinner for breakfast. AND HOW ARE YOU!?

I am asking this because I'm suddenly curious as to what you all would, ideally, like to do THIS APPLIES TO THOSE OF YOU WITH CAREERS ALREADY ALSO! ARE YOU IN YOUR IDEAL CAREER? AWESOME! IS THERE SOMETHING AWESOME THAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO? TELL ME! Me, I'd really, really, really, really, really love to get into the movie business somehow. Like.. Screenwriting... or directing... or being a cinematographer. Oh, such dreams. Anyhow. Spill the beans

http://www.theage.com.au/news/home/technology/world-of-warcraft-goes-down-the-toilet/2009/05/08/1241727593209.html I love it hahahaha

Hello m'dears. It has been about 6 months since I made the last thread, and so I'd just like to backhand the lot of you with a nice little reminder that I am still and forever will be collecting SG Talent. Music, Lyrics, poetry, Stories, photography, drawing, painting, etc. You can either email them to me or send me a private message. If you are new, then yeah...collecting talent.

So, slight headache. Nothing much, just a little something chillin' and relaxin' at the back of my head, occasionally reminding me that it exists. Dry mouth, I crave water. Yet, I have to pee. A lot. Also, occasional blurry memories of grabbing men's bottoms. I wonder what this strange affliction that has come upon me is. Also, some sort of short-term memory... not loss, but it's certainly a little blurry. Oh deary me. Post script: Upon looking at myself in the mirror I found that I had become a cat, with three whiskers adorning each of my cheeks and a little black spot I assume must be a snout (does this apply to cats?) on my nose. Also, a little heart. …

I'm back to TSS a week or two after you all conspired against me and gave Nae all your points. Where's the love Far? ;D EDIT: Happy now, darling? ;)

I am gunna post lyrics. The rules is you have to post the correct singer and song title to post the next set of lyrics. And you know that shes watching Shes laughing shes turning and shes holding her tonic like a cross the rooms suddenly spinning she walks up and asks how you are So you can smell her perfume you can see her lying naked in your arms

why? cause i just heard the best threat line... "I could ram a spork up your a$$"

Hello! The Brown Ajah is sponsoring the May WT Org Event, and we need your help! We are holding a book drive, and the event benefits children affected by natural disasters such as fire, flood, and storm. We would love to have all of the Orgs at DM participate in this event, please visit our thread about the event HERE. Thanks for your time, and we hope to see you there! Claire

One post per member. You must post on this thread to be considered a member of this Org. If you post more than once, you lose points!

Dear Nynaeve, When I think of you I think of a buttercup, so light and yellow and pleasing to the eyes. You are a wonderful conversationalist, and the nicest person from Israel that I have ever had the sweet pleasure of conversing with. Your desire to work with animals the most noble of callings, and I can only commend you for wanting to enter a field dedicated to the care of such fine species on our planet. I would like you to know that I am proud to call you a friend and a fellow member of Shayol Ghul, and I hope to never lose such a precious thing as that. Barmacral Sexy as you are.

I have points to give out this month. I will be posting various (5 to be exact) questions on this thread. Answer them correctly and you will get 5 points per question. I'll post the next question about a day after I get an answer, just to give other people a chance to answer. If no one gets it within a day, I'll post another question. 1) In the game Chrono Cross ( ;D) what happens to Serge in Another World?

I saw I love you man in theaters and I thought it was a very awkward movie, and it was corny and just plain bad. My friends liked it. So I didn't know if I was alone

but, as those of you on my MSN will know, I have nearly finished my assignment! Woo! Now I only have one more pressing one to do :D Time to go to Maccas, I feel.

She bumped teh Haxorsist. Congrats. :D

I reached this conclusion while posting in the Black Ajah boards one day. Who's in agreement? :D

I need you to do me a favour! PAPAPAPALEASE!!!!!!!!!!

GO DO SOME!! I'M BORED!!

Finals are this week, I'm totally stressing out about it, and with all the recent DM drama I'm pretty tapped. Hopefully when I get back I'll be invigorated and more positive. :D

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rBfngBy2Uh4glnP7SMmIbpQ&gid=0 So like, hey.

This is to prove my dedication! Well, where to begin? I first met Far a few years ago, when the Band of the Red Hand did their ‘illegal’ invasion of SG and Roka and Corki had that massive scrap about it. Far joined the Black Ajah at about this time and I was sure that she was a spy for the Band. But she stuck around long after the Band’s invasion, and eventually even I had to accept that she wasn’t actually a spy - especially after she told me several times that she wasn’t! Then she worked her way into my good graces by being a totally awesome TSS, Chosen, and probably BA head (I've just had a brain fizzle and can't remember if she ever actually was). Along the way w…

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pmxxYQ705pf2DQxdeJJSKOw Graphs there of the points that I've earned compared to Chilli and FDM, and Canuki and Gerr. Please note that Far never earned 1000 points, but did give herself eleventy bazillion or so. In the interests of scale, I left it at 1000. This does screw up her average slightly, but... Also, these are probably not the same as the points on the points page, as I think that they don't count some behind-the-scenes diggery pokery that Far does with faction points and who knows what else.

I've got some odds and ends lying around that need to get done. Three people should be sufficient enough for this task. If you are interested, speak up. You'll earn points for completing it correctly. I'll take the first three to volunteer.

Also known as: Mind Trapping. In the books, Moridin would gently caress the 'souls' of those he had mindtrapped on pretty baubles around his neck. Here at SG, we think that's pretty cool, so we're going to use it to our purposes. I have received many comments throughout the last year or so that it was weird we didn't really have any sort of bonding thing happening here. I didn't much care about it then, but after thinking on it some more, I thought it would be cool to add one thing from RJ's evil arsenal and use to our ultimate advantage. So, here is the Shayol Ghul version of the Cour'Souvra (Mind Trap). Now, here is the part some (maybe many) of …

I have decided in a fit of wonderful randomness that Scrubs may be the greatest show... Ever. :D Indeed Dr. Cox is in fact.... my hero, despite his hatred of Hugh Jackman.

Nae says: i have a barmapedia Nae says: its even more attractive and user friendly than wikipedia

I parked my 90 thousand dollar car at the mall, away from everybody so they wouldn't hit it. When I came out I found blue paint on my bumber along with a major dent and crack in the fiberglass. O and they left no note.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009: Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky..Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number …