Shayol Ghul

Most of us have a holiday this month that we celebrate. What are your plans?

Now, I must present my final Ghoulie for 2015, and this one's a good one. Most likely to Ruin a good Punchline Now, we all know someone like this. They try to tell jokes, but... Well, that, or they blurt the punchline, tell the joke wrong when they try to retell it. The nominees this year are accused of ruining some great jokes... or telling some stinkers. They are Verb Leif Rey Krak and Barm And the winner is..... *drum roll please* Barm! Barm, here's your obvious badge of pride.

Now accepting applications for Moridin – the faction leader of the Dreadlords. Duties include – Leading the Dreadlords and promoting activity Participating in group decisions Helping place fuls in factions Keeping track of points and ranks of members Updating the wiki every week or so Doing the stats each month Purging inactive members from the wiki This is the most time consuming position in Shayol Ghul, and I need someone detail oriented to fill it. Understanding coding is a big plus. All members of Shayol Ghul may apply, including someone from a different faction or a lightful. To apply, please PM me the following: Why you want the position Why you …

Sorry it's been so long since it's been updated. The person who is in charge of it hasn't been around much these last months. I'll get to it as soon as I can.

Introducing Charles Theodore Osiris Elder, or Chuck.

How do you feel about Christmas music starting in stores now that Halloween is over?

(Reposting this here from the BT forum where I first posted, but wanted you all to see / know as well) Hello, This is a tough message to write. Given my past standing in this community, and my abrupt leaving of it a few years ago, I'll understand if you guys have forgotten or no longer welcome me here. But, I owe you all an explanation for why I had to take an impromptu hiatus from DM, and then ask your forgiveness: In 2012 I had moved back to Seattle and started a job there that gave me a lot of freedom to contribute often during the day. Unfortunately that stopped being the case, so I was only allowed access to the site after work. Then a string of iss…

Halloween is coming! I know not all of you really celebrate, but anybody got any plans? I'm going to a party and not sure what I'm going to do on the actual night.

It is with great sadness that I inform you that Moon is stepping down as leader of the Hags. She is the last of the Faction Leaders left that started my reign with me. When the others stepped down, I knew what was going on in their lives that made it happen, so I was okay, because I could be supportive. This came out of nowhere. *sob* Okay, I'm okay now. I'll post a thread soon to replace her, but for now, please join me in thanking her for her years of service.

How did it get to be September already? What are you doing this month? I'm job hunting still. Ugh!

OK, OK, WHO DID IT!? BECAUSE I DID IT WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING! Nominees are: Moon Krak Reyoru Leif Andrej And the winner is: Reyoru!

We at Shaoyl Ghul all have a certain sense of humor. A dark, twisted, sick, and evil sense of humor. I mean, this following Useful Venn Diagram describes about 98% of us: But some of us, well... we are a darker, and a little more twisted than others. So much so that we might actually be a Serial Killer in real life. I present to you our nominees: Reyoru Verb Krak Nyn Andrej Niniel And the award goes to... Nynaeve! Congratulations, Nynaeve! And congrats to the other nominees, whom Nyn clearly murdered to ensure victory.

Who do we want to see erased from existance itself? I'm sure we all have a few favourites for that position, but lets see which Ghoulers we thought we get the ultimate punishment. Our nominees: Verb Krak Rey Lily And the winner is Rey - congratulations! Well done Rey, here is a lovely sig for you to wear, while you still exist. And please offer up your congratulations to...... ermmmm...... there was someone about something....... or was that just a dream?

Could we have a Kate Beckinsale in our midst? Or a Hugh Jackman? More likely a Peter Griffin, if you ask me. If someone in Shayol Ghul was actually famous in RL, we'd never know. Here is the person you think most likely to be that person. The nominees are: Krak Hallia Wombat Elaevia Moon And the winner is... Oh, wait! It's a tie. The Black Ajah clearly rigged this one! Congratulations Via and Moon

Who works hard as a Chosen in Shayol Ghul. This year, we only had one nominee. Which isn't to say they don't all work hard, cuz they do. Our nominee is: Nynaeve And the winner, after much deliberation, is: You guessed it! NYN!

Woooooo! My favorite category Who is it that's posting in the nude? Nominees: Verb Nyn Andrej Barm Leelou And the winner is.... Verb!

Verb is too lazy busy to get to his presentations, so I'm going to get them done for him. This is a very important award to me. I lean on my FL's a lot and am very grateful for their help. The nominees are: Moon Hallia and the winner is: MOON SEDAI

*walks up to announcement podium, channeling a weave of air so more people can hear me* Seems I'm first to post. Ladies and Gentlefuls! Welcome to the 2015 Ghoulies Awards Ceremonies. Every year we in Shayol Ghul like to take the time to commemorate our fellow evil members for the deeds they've done to spread evil throughout the world. And what is the absolute most terrible thing one can do? That's right... Most likely to steal Candy from a Child. Here are our Nominees: Nyn Verb Krak Leif and Lily Impressive list, and impressive accomplishment. However, there can be only one winner, so, Drumroll please... *opens envelope* Wait a moment…

Nuff said there. Who is the vixen who has been chosen for this year's award. The nominees are: Leelou Nyn Hallia Lily And the Winner is: NYN!

This one, ladies and gentlemen, should be an honor. As we all know, Narg smart. Nominees: Leif Verb Wombat Krak Nyn And the winner is..... Leif! I guess you could say he's a cut above the rest.

We know you're out there. We know how you live your life. It's time to confess and be ridicu-I mean...congratulated... Nominees: Davrick Krak Leif Leelou Wombat And the winner is..... Wombat! Congrats!

Who among you is most likely to go Lightie on us? Who is vulnerable to the Light energy? The nominees are: Hallia Ryrin Cairos Leelou And the winner is: Wait! It's a Three-Way tie!!!!! Congrats to Hallia, Ryrin, and Cairos

Who do we think was sneaky enough to sneak at us, the ultimate sneakers of DM? Our nominees: Ryrin Hallia Leelou Leif Cairos Can I get a drum roll please? (and warm up the cookpots) The Winner is Cairos - congratulations. Here is a lovely bit of signatory artwork for you to enjoy Just be careful when walking past all the Shayol Ghul members on your way to collect it, oh Secret Agenty one..........

Who do we think has the memory of a goldfish (which is about 5 months by the way)? Who is always clicking on that little link after yet another frustrating half hour trying to log in? Our nominees are: Verb Panchi Lily RTE Moon Please say congratulations to our winner: RTE And here is a lovely signature for you to wear, though we understand it may be a few days before you can log in to see it.

Or take over the World and leave it at that considering DM is IN the world, so it works out great in that respective order as well! :D Our nominees are: Leelou, the fearsome/dom Leif, the lurker/stalker Niniel, the secretive/spy Lily, the destroyer/spanker And last, but certainly least, Verbal. The dirty ewok/water boy. And this highly regarded and somewhat prestigious award (depending on who you ask), goes to the one and only, our VERY own Group Leader: LILY!!! Congrats!!!!! THE WORLD IS YOURS FOR THE PICKING!

There is no escape. No silver-lining. No good karma to offset the bad. You're pretty much screwed. Call it fate, call it bad luck, call it whatever you want. It won't change what's coming! Clue: It's gonna be bad. The nominees for this unfortunate award are: RTE, the unlucky Leif, the clumsy Moon, the unbalanced Ryrin, the dropper Leelou, the lopsided And the person that is going to be crying himself to sleep is no other than the miserable wretched of a man, RTE!!! :D Enjoy your eternal mystery <3 And... watch your step >.>

If you love your booze, you feel comfortable in your own skin and you appreciate damp places, this is the category for you! Waking up to the unknown is always very exciting. Sometimes. Occasionally. >.> The drunks up for this category are: Verbal Krak Andrej All of which were found in dark alleys in different state of wear. But the one who REALLY made himself at home is no other than VERBAL And remember. what has been seen, CANNOT be unseen. Grats Verb! Now cover yourself up, ffs!

Next up on our Ghoulies 2015, the member Most Likely to Raise Zombies from the Dead and then Get His/Her Brains Eaten by Them. You see, you'd think Raising Zombies would be easy, however, these Nominees actions over the last year have shown us that they might not be able to control their Zombie Minions once raised. And what a category: This year's nominees are... Verb Wombat Leif Leelou Krak (So proud that none of my Hags are on this list.) And the Winner is.... (DrumRoll please).... Verb! Congratulations, Verbal. And to our other Nominees, remember, it's an honor to be nominated (though not so much one to be nommed). Here's your sig…

Are you unbelievably anal? Do you go around life correcting everyone around you? Do your friends want to kill you? If you said yes to all of the above that means you're: Leelou Verbal Wombat Panchi or Barm While you'er all horrible half humans to human beings, only one of you takes the cake. And that's PANCHI If there are any spelling mistakes in the siggy.... I really don't wanna hear about it :P CONGRATS!!

Keep it evil! I'll start simple. Stab