*rips off some poor passing farmers arm*

 

 

 

*slaps Verb with farmers arm, throws it defiantly on the ground.*

 

 

i heretoforby challenge you as leader of the Shadowspawn! 

 

 

 

 

oh.... and in case you were wondering, yes this is a hostile take over. 

 

 

while you napped there were several Myrddraal open to my bribes and offers, and in turn lets just say there are several Fists a little hungry

 

 

 

 

 

(sue me there arent any ACTUAL Trolloc gifs...)

 

 

so either defend or make way for the cooking pot because....

 

 

 

HEY! VERBAL! 

 

LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!

*sees a horde of trollocs passing by, climbs the nearest hill to watch what the poor creatures could be up to*

hmmmm......good thing i have a back up.

 

 

 

VERBAL! surrender and i wont feed my two captives to the Trollocs:

 

 

This approach is problematic seeing as he likes to be slapped...

I honestly don't see the problem. If she does what he likes, she can just step over him to the top *cackle*

 

I feel like I need a chaise lounge and a glass of red wine to watch this.

Do I get any bribes as second in command? Also, Bridget Regan

I'd let Angelina go, no big deal.  But you hand Jennifer back right this minute!

 

 

Do I get any bribes as second in command? Also, Bridget Regan

 

Yo, you're supposed to help ME, not give her better ideas!

^ I mean, if you had Angie from that moment in time where that gif is from, then I'll fight to the death.....but yeah, she's old now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shut up, Leelou.

Besides, I'm Shaidar Haran.  You can call me Slim Shaidy.  

 

Who/what are you again?  Other than a light snack, that is.....

^ I mean, if you had Angie from that moment in time where that gif is from, then I'll fight to the death.....but yeah, she's old now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shut up, Leelou.

:rolls eyes:

 

She is old, and crazy pants now.

Old, no....but I like me a little crazy sometimes.

Which explains why he hangs out in Shayol Ghul. All the women here are at least a little bit crazy. 

;-)

 

That and the Blue Ajah.

 

 

*ducks a likely incoming swipe from Adella*

 

 

who am i?

 

I am your downfall.

 

 

you just have jennifer left and MY Trollocs only play tag for so long before they need a snack

 

 

 

 

Do I get any bribes as second in command? Also, Bridget Regan

  

 

name your price.

Trollocs will bend their will to me, ful.  Even the silly Chosen tread lightly around me.  I am the dismantler of all........*cough*

 

*sputter*

*hack*

 

 

Sorry, hairball.

*looks down at the hairball, arches an eyebrow*   you're beginning to bore me. 

 

you've already lost several Fists of Trollocs and more than a dozen Myrddraal. just concede and the lawrence girl may be spared and i'll give you a trolloc to play with and hack hairballs with. 

Trollocs will bend their will to me, ful.  Even the silly Chosen tread lightly around me.  I am the dismantler of all........*cough*

 

*sputter*

*hack*

 

 

Sorry, hairball.

 

I do what I want. 

*looks down at the hairball, arches an eyebrow*   you're beginning to bore me. 

 

you've already lost several Fists of Trollocs and more than a dozen Myrddraal. just concede and the lawrence girl may be spared and i'll give you a trolloc to play with and hack hairballs with. 

 

You only have a chance here because you have a hostage I value.  If you released her, you'd have nothing and would look absolutely ravishing with some garnish and perhaps a little hot sauce.  I'm ready when you are.  ;-)

I'm also hungry, now.

it is amusing when toys dont realize how deeply into the crap they sit. 

 

*picks up a fork*  perhaps jennifer would look better with only one eye.....

;-)

 

That and the Blue Ajah.

 

 

*ducks a likely incoming swipe from Adella*

What? I don't disagree with this.

Trollocs will bend their will to me, ful. Even the silly Chosen tread lightly around me. I am the dismantler of all........*cough*

 

*sputter*

*hack*

 

 

Sorry, hairball.

*Raises an eyebrow* literally none of the chosen tread lightly around you.

 

Don't make me help her.

it is amusing when toys dont realize how deeply into the crap they sit. 

 

*picks up a fork*  perhaps jennifer would look better with only one eye.....

 

Wait.......I didn't notice her eyes, yes.  OMG!  She has eyes!

 

 

 

 

;-)

 

That and the Blue Ajah.

 

 

*ducks a likely incoming swipe from Adella*

What? I don't disagree with this.

 

 

;-)

 

 

 

 

Trollocs will bend their will to me, ful. Even the silly Chosen tread lightly around me. I am the dismantler of all........*cough*

 

*sputter*

*hack*

 

 

Sorry, hairball.

*Raises an eyebrow* literally none of the chosen tread lightly around you.

 

Don't make me help her.

 

 

You're not even Chosen, Black Ajah witch!  You do their bidding, and they do mine.

 

Until you all look at me that way, in which case I'll go sit in the corner.

 

>_>

Wait, omg, you're only a Dreadlord.

 

haha, oops

*looks at verb that way. points to the corner*