Hey there love these books, read them a long time ago and just started reading them again the last book i read was path of daggers but am starting from the first and making my way to the end!

Welcome Dubs! Avoid the General WoT discussion because the spoilers will burn your eyes. Structured discussion shouldn't be too bad.

 

Be sure to check out fiddlesticks for all of your spamming needs and the orgs to find something you enjoy there.

 

Be sure to check out the Seanchan for the Movie Making thread, as well as all of your entertainment discussion.

Welcome Dubs! Avoid the General WoT discussion because the spoilers will burn your eyes. Structured discussion shouldn't be too bad.

 

Be sure to check out fiddlesticks for all of your spamming needs and the orgs to find something you enjoy there.

 

Be sure to check out the Seanchan for the Movie Making thread' date=' as well as all of your entertainment discussion.[/quote']

 

DAMN YOU. I was so close for this one!

 

Welcome Dubs! Avoid Bamacral because he will burn your eyes.

 

I hear people in fiddlesticks are boring, and the only org availible is Illumanators.

 

But seriously, find an org that interests you! Spamming, art, tv, movies, games, computers.

 

Why don't we have a pr0n div? Seriously.

Now that is a sign of a good spammer. Come to fiddles and you'll learn to spam just as good as Essy here.

Now that is a sign of a good spammer. Come to fiddles and you'll learn to spam just as good as Essy here.

 

Coming from you :cry:

Compliments make you sad?

You called me a spammer :cry: .

Spammers are good! But I'm glad I'm not as much of one any more... :D

Welcome Dubz!

 

Fear not newbie Essy. Spam is in us all. We are all one with spam, and spam one with us. The spam is holy and righteous. Let the spam guide you in all that you do. Spam is the path to joy! All hail spam, the creator of all!! Hail Spam!!!

essy, essy, essy. spam is the new god. ish a compliment coming from any fiddler & anyone who isn't too because they wish they were. barm was complimenting you. now go kiss & say you're sorry.

 

*kait waves camera*

 

as for you, 12th, just shut up. no newbie would be silly enough to believe you.

essy' date=' essy, essy. spam is the new god. ish a compliment coming from any fiddler & anyone who isn't too because they wish they were. barm [i']was[/i] complimenting you. now go kiss & say you're sorry.

 

...

 

*eats kait*

 

Now, what? :evil:

*sighs* ... again?? light, why do they all eat me?

 

*twists sideways & lodges in essy's throat* ... now obviously the boys aren't doing their job. this is what i always do when someone eats me. i sit here. do you really want me in such a place of power? besides, i think loki's throat is still the nicest.

 

*wriggles innocently*

I'm a zombie. I feel no pain.

 

*punches himself in the neck.*

 

:twisted:

good that you got such a fat neck. i didn't feel that at all.

 

*gurgles*

That was cold and mean :cry: .

 

*continues to punch said neck*

*continues to gurgle*

 

you try to hurt kait & kait will be mean. ish simple. why don't boys ever figure this out?

*gets bored and blows both of them up*

 

Now fictional kait and fictional zombie Essy are dead..

 

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? YOU EVIL WENCH.

of course it's what i wanted! kait loves dying. she loves other people dying because of her even more :twisted:

It was a rewarding day for both of us, then. :shock:

*clicks tongue* ... don't think you'll always get such a nice reward. but maybe if you work on that throat...

Welcome to DM, Dubz :)

 

Despite the impression the motely crew above may have given, there are actually a lot of pretty normal people here on DM

 

If you like that sort of banter... look no futher than Fiddlesticks. For the total opposite, try out the Debates and Discussion board. Best thing to do is browse and join in where things catch your eye. Main thing is that you have a good time here with us.

Welcome to DM! Don't worry about that rabble above! As Eggy said, most of us are normal. Empy will be along soon, and you'll see why he doesn't fall into the Normal category.

 

Anyway, have a look around to see what is on offer. If you have any questions, just ask, and someone will enlighten you with an answer.

Who is Normal? Normal is boring... and I am not boring.

 

I am a robot... sent to earth to respond to posts at DM.

 

Really, that is all I am?

 

Well, I dance really cool too... except the fad went out of style in the 80s.

 

Mr Roboto.....

this is true enough. empy does a mean robot dance. but in the end he reveals himself to be just as empty as all the other males. which i sad, really. kait had high hopes for a while there.