Tam al'Thor hooked up with Verin "dirty librarian" Mathwin while he was serving in Companions in Illian. Verin keeps hinting about another Dragon she knew from Two Rivers.

 

Loial is secretly dyslexic and keeps taking wrong path in the Ways.

 

 And go.

The Dark One is replaced as a plot driver by a bowl of candy corn. 

18 minutes ago, CaddySedai said:

The Dark One is replaced as a plot driver by a bowl of candy corn. 

Ewwwww.  So evil.

Look, I never claimed it would be a pleasant change for anyone involved. I just felt the ultimate evil needed a bit of punching up. 

The Tuatha'an find there song and its "Highway to Hell" by ACDC

Narg became a recurring character and wackily finds ways to survive till the final battle and keeps accidently killing Aes Seda of the black ajah who might try to disguise themselves as those supporting the light.

 

Bela really was the creator.

 

We keep checking in with the Gollum during his "trip".

Edited September 12, 20213 yr by thehumantrashcan

9 minutes ago, thehumantrashcan said:

Narg became a recurring character and wackily finds ways to survive till the final battle and keeps accidently killing Aes Seda of the black ajah who might try to disguise themselves as those supporting the light.

 

Bela really was the creator.

 

We keep checking in with the Gollum during his "trip".

Narg kill Aes Sedai.  Narg is smart.

Padan Fain’s condition was actually a STD. 

Edited September 12, 20213 yr by CaddySedai

17 minutes ago, Guire said:

Narg kill Aes Sedai.  Narg is smart.

Narg ends up as a Hero of the Horn.

Rand really was just insane. And the whole series was a fever dream. Literally just blow everything up in the last line of the story lol. 

Rand's ladies only want a platonic relationship with him and form a band instead.  Sometimes they let him play the triangle and collect their tips when he isn't battling the Forsaken and Darkfriends.

1 hour ago, Delirium said:

Rand's ladies only want a platonic relationship with him and form a band instead.  Sometimes they let him play the triangle and collect their tips when he isn't battling the Forsaken and Darkfriends.

The Randland Ladies Band coming to a tavern or royal court near you.

6 hours ago, thehumantrashcan said:

 

 

Bela really was the creator.

This is a thread for ridiculous plot changes.

Bela being the Creator is Canon?

7 hours ago, thehumantrashcan said:

 

Bela really was the creator.

 

how is that a plot change?

 

EDIT: aww, ninjaed

1 hour ago, king of nowhere said:

how is that a plot change?

 

EDIT: aww, ninjaed

Off screen Bela in Hero of the Horn mode was twitching her tail when Rand's pipe light.  

~Julian Sandar makes a mid-life career change and becomes a thief-taker. (Actually, no, that's a little too crazy.)

 

~Birgitte meets Galad. He smiles. Her heart starts thumping. She looks backs at Gaidal Cain, frowns, and thinks to herself What on earth was I thinking...? Ugly men—?!

 

~Instead of an old, white-mustached bard playing the harp in a multi-colored cloak, Thom is a 50-something hunk of hot man-meat rocking a guitar in a dusty, gritty travelling cloak. (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

 

~When Rand, Mat, and Perrin learn about the 'dress-code' in the Aiel sweat tents, they never leave the desert. Ever.

 

~When the Creator says I WILL NOT INTERFERE, Rand asks, "Why not?" The Creator pauses, thinks it over, and says, "THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. MAYBE I COULD INTERFERE JUST THIS ONCE." And the series ends in one book, happily ever after, without tens of thousands of innocent people being killed.

 

 

The books follow the trope of ending when the title is used in the books. Literally it goes:

 

Chapter 1

An Empty Road

 

The Wheel of Time…

 

Back cover. 

Ridiculous plot changes I'd enjoy?

Mainly random background scenario.

 

A ruined Blockbuster Video that's still standind.

Someone finds a Nokia.

A tavern called Starbucks

A random Chevy Tail Gate.

A mini Giza (Vegas)

 

Mainly tiny Easter eggs like that to mess with non-fans, thinking they're catching a Starbucks cup ala GoT.

Just now, SinisterDeath said:

Ridiculous plot changes I'd enjoy?

Mainly random background scenario.

 

A ruined Blockbuster Video that's still standind.

Someone finds a Nokia.

A tavern called Starbucks

A random Chevy Tail Gate.

A mini Giza (Vegas)

 

Mainly tiny Easter eggs like that to mess with non-fans, thinking they're catching a Starbucks cup ala GoT.

 

Well there is an easy way to do that. Hire ILM to do our effects cuz they insert star wars stuff in everything. 

 

Like the Falcon fighting the Borg in First Contact. Or R2 in the debris in the new Star Trek. 

 

Like hide 3PO in Shadar Logoth in the gold room not far from the dagger. Call it an Angreal. 

5 minutes ago, SinisterDeath said:

Ridiculous plot changes I'd enjoy?

Mainly random background scenario.

 

A ruined Blockbuster Video that's still standind.

Someone finds a Nokia.

A tavern called Starbucks

A random Chevy Tail Gate.

A mini Giza (Vegas)

 

Mainly tiny Easter eggs like that to mess with non-fans, thinking they're catching a Starbucks cup ala GoT.

 

Bonus points if the Nokia still works because those things are indestructible. Of course they'd survive the Breaking.

Edited September 12, 20213 yr by Rose

Just now, Rose said:

 

Bonus points if the Nokia still works because those things are indestructible.

Of course it still works. It was made during the Age of Legends 

 

Literally, AoL… AOL… America Online. 

1 hour ago, CaddySedai said:

Of course it still works. It was made during the Age of Legends 

 

Literally, AoL… AOL… America Online. 

Not just works, it still has 15% left on its battery.

 

I would 100% die laughing If someone pulls out a Nokia and calls it Trollocs's Bane. A weapon you chuck thru Trollocs skulls 

Tam kills Rand and Elayne in the Red Wedding 2

19 minutes ago, SinisterDeath said:

Not just works, it still has 15% left on its battery.

 

I would 100% die laughing If someone pulls out a Nokia and calls it Trollocs's Bane. A weapon you chuck thru Trollocs skulls 

Oh snap SD… I just pulled out my old Nokia 3310 and checked its battery… I daresay I see a Heron-Mark. 

 

It all becomes clear!

9 minutes ago, Harldin said:

Tam kills Rand and Elayne in the Red Wedding 2

 

Plot Twist, they survive and Tam is Elayne…

 

A Finkle is Einhorn moment!