Granted, but now it is constant ice that will not melt.

 

I wish I could burn down the Clubs. >.>

 

Granted, but now your on the most wanted list for burning down every club in the world.

I wish season 2 of WoT would release soon.

granted but its only 4 episodes

 

 

i wish it was summer

Granted, but it's a deserts summer and there is no summer breeze

 

I wish I could slow time.

Granted, but you lack the ability to return time to it's normal speed. You can only make it go slower.

 

I wish my 5 year old would quit asking for snacks every 5 minutes. 

 

Granted, but now everyone else’s five year olds within a 50 mile radius will ask you for snacks every five minutes. 

 

I wish that I had the money to build the house of my dreams. 

Granted but you can only get to your house in a dream.

 

I wish the weather was nice and it was not going to snow today

Granted, but that was the weather over in Florida.

 

I wish they still made Planters PB Crisps. 

Granted, but the recipe is completely different. 

 

I wish I had another cinnamon bun...

Granted, only the cinnamon bun is encased in Resin.

I wish my shoes actually made me go faster.

Granted, but they only last 1 hour, and then they stick to the ground permanently.

 

I wish the weird pulses in my neck would go away...

Granted, now your neck is filled with other weird legumes

 

I wish that all grapes tasted like candy floss grapes