Granted!  But now your area has a drought.

 

I wish I could visit the set of WoT season 2.

Granted!  Unfortuantly you get food poisoning and spend the entire time in the bathroom.

I wish i didn't have to go to work tonight

Granted!  But it's because you've been let go.

 

I wish teachers didn't have to pay for their required continued education.

Granted!  Free courses on 20th century telegraph poles and Hammond Organ music for all!

 

I wish we could all party like it was 1999 (again!) 

Granted. But you repeat the next 22 years exactly the same, aware of everything that's going to happen but unable to change a thing.

 

I wish for a working time machine.

Granted.  But it is the size of a thimble and you must be fully inside it to time travel.

 

I wish I knew the ultimate question.

Granted!  The answer is 42.

I wish I had a horse riding a pogo stick while dressed in a clown outfit

Granted!   

 

But this wish will only arrive after you have watched the entire Wheel of Time TV series (8 seasons) 13x backwards while wearing authentic Two Rivers clothing.

 

I wish I could sing like Thom Merrilin.

Edited December 9, 20213 yr by ArrylT
clarification and added wish

Granted. Now Thom has no voice to sing with.

 

I wish Facebook would shut down and never turn back on. 

 

Granted but now there's this thing called Meta.

 

I wish to not wake up tonight until my alarm goes off.

Granted!  You accidentally set your alarm 12hrs later than you needed.

I wish i could eat carby sugary treats before bed.

Granted, you have a new cavity in the morning.

 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted.   Hours are now minutes and minutes are now hours.  So each hour is 60 seconds long and every minute is 60 hours long.

 

I wish I was at a party with Robert Jordan, JRR Tolkien and Jules Vernes.

 

 

Granted, it's with their corpses.

 

I wish I could find my copy of the EotW.

Granted but it’s in another language

 

I wish my dogs could talk

Edited December 13, 20213 yr by DELTA

Granted, now like toddlers they won't quit talking about that squirrel they saw that one time.

 

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted, now like a toddler, it won't quit talking about that squirrel it saw that one time.

I wish I was peacefully asleep right now

Granted, but it is because you are in a dreamless Coma until the end of Wheel of Time S2

 

I wish Iron Maiden would write a song that is all about WOT

Edited December 13, 20213 yr by ArrylT

Granted!  Hope you like World of Tanks.

I wish I had instant perfect temperature hot food

Granted but it only lasts one bite then it's cold by the second.

 

I wish I wasn't tired all the time.

 

 

Granted, your now only tired for 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds every day.

 

I wish Jalapenos weren't so randomly hot or mild and and one consistent level of heat.

Granted,  now they will always be so hot they will melt your teeth.

 

I wish thehumantrashcan would tell us their favorite story involving Bert & Ernie.

Granted!   The story is rated XXX and is behind a paywall.

I wish thehumantrashcan would tell the XXX Bert & Ernie story

Granted but ban hammers all around

 

I wish breakfast cooked itself 

Granted, but it also eats itself (like the great serpent).

 

I wish that I knew what to wish for.