*growls and turns green, grows huge, and attacks the person above*

Of course, huge by the physical standards of a squirrel means that the person above me has only grown to about the size of a housecat *bottles her*

Don't be underestimating the size of a housecat!! Them things is vicious!

 

*chews through the bottle to scratch the person above*

The person above me is this:

 

The person above me isn't a demonstrative pronoun.

The person above me is in third person.

The person doubly above me is showing off his fancy new city boy edjermaction *de-monsters him*

*something about the person above*

*ties the person above into a garbage bag and waits for her to run out of air*

*chews through the garbage bag*

 

The person above never learns.

The person above me didn't think to wonder where the garbage bag was at the time, I guess.

No doubt inside some airtight location, because the person above me isn't predictable.

I don't know how airtight the person above me would consider the rectal cavity of an African elephant to be.

How'd the person above me manage that, that's what I want to know.

The person above me was inside a bag; not too hard to do things she can't see under those circumstances.

I'm sure I would've noticed if the person above had moved myself in the garbage bag before I had a chance to escape.

*knits a sweater out of the person above*

*gets to hug the person above ALL day now*

Getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we, person above me? I never said the sweater was for me.

Well, I like hugs, so whoever you're making it for....I get to hug them ALL day!!!

 

*blows a raspberry at the person above*

the person above me is only above me if i have my screen the 'correct' (hah! i laugh in the face of correct and snort in the face of politics. but thats a different story and my lawyer advises me to say nothing more) way up. not doing so the peson above me is not the person above me, so the person above me is the person below me, thus logic defeated common sense and er so on.

*pounces the person above me who I haven't seen for a long time* Is wondering if the person above me will play mafia again

The person doubleabove me has suspiciously improved his typing since his last appearance hereabouts.

 

The person above me is purple. They all wanna be me.

the person abouve me must by now be aware of the quote by the late lord hairpin-burbage "eloquence is only surpassed by indignity" and is rumoured to have cried out on his death bed "oh the undignity of it all". but that was quite a diffenet matter

The person above me is Loki, long rumoured to exist.