Yea, and the greasy fat guy with KFC in the front seat is not creepy at all.

that wasnt nearly as fun as the one Toy gave me about Evil.

i cant believe i woke you naked next to the fat greasy guy that time. that took some explainng to the very innocent and virvinal bugies

*tosses out the baby with the bath water*

noooooo not bath water

*Drinks*

ahhhh sacrilege  !!!

*Makes a hole in all sacrileged objects*

:o holey sarcalige :o

ahh yes that post was utterly redundant

:D

&* throws pinecones into rummy open maw*&

mmmm pinecones. totally a good source of stay alive belly fillers.

he comes and goes like the wind

 

At least she didn't say like passing wind. ;)

 

Hi, Damane.  Still learning the ropes from Reyler?  Or have you two teamed up for some tag-team sparring like I predicted long, long, ago?  It's always good to see new growth in the land of Fiddlesticks.

 

SPAM ON!!!!

*spams grampses face with a spamtula*

I use my spatula to eat my poutine on the chesterfield.

*supporters for grampy for president*

Just popped in to say "HI"...HI.  ;D

 

 

Totally blocked from the nice fast free internet at work now.  New owners don't see Dragonmount.com as being a necessary work related site.  What a bunch of poops!  So, I'm sending this on my wife's rediculously slow free internet.  She was supposed to lose it in June, but it's still here.  Hope they're not charging me and I don't know it.  ::)

 

 

Sometimes I really miss the endless hours that I used to spend spamming DM...other times I feel kind of guilty (company time, you see)...lately, I've been doing actual physical labor at work on the day shift...less money, but still have a job for now...when you get old you can't be picky like when you're young and desireable...still not smoking, though I could start up again any day no problem...almost finished with Age of Mythology computer game...finished Age of Empires III...re-reading Eye of the World (still) -- Matt and Rand are almost to Camelyn...just encountered Lady darkfriend in the stable...no hurry to finish...this is my fifth time through.

 

Think I'll go check out the serious side for a minute.  Bye for now.

Love,

Gramps.

OMG GWAMPY YAYAYAYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

*GLOMPTACKLEHUGS*

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Hi, Red!

 

Long time no spam!

 

Still got the pirate hat?  You look really good in it!

 

No fear of losing any limbs...Rey is offline.  :D

 

Did I hear that you have a job?  What a DRAG!!!  ;)  All this time I assumed that you were independently wealthy and not a member of the common working class...that will teach me not to make assumptions, huh?

 

As you can probably tell, my spamming skills are a might rusty.  Out of practice, you see.  I probably could get back into the swing of things with time, but I'm just getting over the withdrawl symptoms from lack of spam recently.  Trying to cut down and almost going cold turkey with no spam what soever is dreadfully painful!!!

 

I miss those days.  Yes, I do know how good I had it. :(

 

Good to hear from you.  Don't tell anyone else, but you will always be my favorite spammer bar none!

miss you to gwampy, you leave a hole when your not here ..sorry i was so happy to see you posting that i didnt actually read your first post till now :-[ good luck with the continuing of non smoking thing, and its wonderfull to see you , id barly call it a job i dont think im there long nuff

 

*huggles gwampy again*

*tickles the grampy* wish you were around more often.

I seem to be popping in about once a month lately...

 

IT'S DECEMBER!!!

 

Hi, everybody!

 

Whether you observe the holidays or not, enjoy them in your own fashion and

 

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!!!

 

My eleven year old grandson is watching over my shoulder.  He tried to start reading "Eye of the World" but isn't quite ready yet.  Maybe later.  I've got hard and soft copies available whenever he's ready. ;D

 

Gotta go already.  BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!

 

Love,

Gramps.

:o :o :o GWAMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*GLOMPS*

*snuggles*

happy (possibly belated by the time you next see this) yuletide

:D

 

Hi, Jelly!  Nice to make your aquaintence!  Welcome to Fiddlesticks!

 

Do whatever you desire as long as it's PG-13 or less but most of all enjoy every minute that you are here instead of in that other more boring part of life called "reality" (yuck)!  Too many exclaimation points?!  All is fair in Fiddlesticks !!!!!!!!  I'll post in the 3000 year thread to bring it up so you can REALLY see how warped ole Gwampy really is!!!  Anyway...WELCOME!!!

 

 

Hey, Red!  Miss ya, bud!  Trying to talk the wife into buying a faster computer...she's tighter with cash than I am if you can believe it!  Thought I'd spend my cigarette bonus money on a fast internet maybe?  All up in the air.  Still using slow, paid for, free stuff for now.  Maybe someday down the road I'll get back to having Rey pull off my arms and legs and stuff them down the hole where my head used to be, huh?

 

 

Merry Christmas, Happy Honikah, bah humbug...etc.

 

* finds a corner to puke in...more christmas music on the radio! *

>:(