You trekkies and your humour

though i own every single DVD of the series and have watched every episode in every series at least 4 times.,.. and up to 40... except enterprise cause... does that need explaining? as well as both trekkies movies.... i'm not a trekkie. or a trekker. i just like the show, is that so wrong?

I didn't really intend it as a Picard reference, but if Patrick Stewart can add some gravitas to the spam, I'll allow it.

do you find his gravitas more gravid than sisko's?

But can Picard take on Magneto

from a wheelchair.

 

Picard can take on anything.

 

except Scrooge... that could have been better...

He can take on Seth Macfarlane, but he always seems to come off the worse

that's as sad a thing as i've ever heard.

Even sadder then Paris Hilton putting out a new album

I never had very high expectations of her

She's part sloth; they have the same squinty, stoned expression.

nice nails tho. both.

They are for buttscratchery. Both of them.

what else would they be for?

Plucking fresh astrophysicists from trees, I expect.

they are not of use in today's economy except as meat

They were never of much use, but shhh, don't tell them that.

i don't talk to meat

Do you talk to trees?

only when they start a conversation

And do you find this happening... often?

much more often than with humans or even cats. why? is that unusual?

That depends. Do you live in Narnia?

i don't even have a wardrobe.

NAKED PERSON *shoots you with paintball gun*