I don't click on Youtube links. Especially not ones posted by Callandor. Who by the way is not granted permission to call me that.

I thought Cally was back in college?  ::)

Maybe needed a spamming break?  ???

I understand that completely.  :)

College? That boy is in higher education? Somebody must've donated a library to make that happen.

:-[

I had no idea.

:-[

 

* holds out hope that Cally will find what he seeks some day *  :)

last time I was in this thread, it was on page 27. Last time Roka was in this thread, wait, he's never been in this thread.

And yet it smells like assclouds anyway. *eyes Gwampy suspiciously*

Funny thing is, he still never made it in this thread. And all he was doing was following me around and farting.

Was there a point to that, anyway?

Greyman task maybe

* holds both palms upward looking quite innocent *

 

It wasn't me!!!  :o

Says the man with green cartoon fumes rising from his lowers.

It was a joke between Cadsuane and Roka, in the Sig request board.

Oh, Caddy, eh? I should've known!

 

... not really I don't know her all that well

She has fantastic legs they say.

The story is told, though who may say if it be true...

Well, maybe if she'd post pictures. Maybe if you posted pictures.

* strolls out onto the stage from "stage left" *

* Barmy's avatar dog strolls out from "stage right" *

* Gwampy is wearing Tinker colors and his First Fool's hat *

* the Bar Mackerel pup is in tux-and-tails to match the top hat and cane *

* they do a little tap dance to "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" *

* shuffle, tap, tap *

* tap, tap, shuffle, tap *

* tap, shuffle, tap, shuffle *

* shuffle, shuffle, tap *

* they are in perfect synchronization *

* like a water ballet on land only with two instead of ten *

* the pup bows to Gwampy *

* Gwampy bows back *

* both put on big old grins and bow to the crowd *

* the pup bounces his cane on the tip so that it pops up for him to grab in mid air *

* Gwampy produces three shiny balls and tosses them high overhead *

* the pup pulls a rabbit out of his hat *

* Gwampy channels five small but bright balls of fire and juggles them *

* the pup scowls *

* how will he top fire juggling...the wheels are turning *

* the pup signals to stage right *

* all of his girlfriends come strutting out...five neatly groomed white french poodles *

* they join the pup to form a line and do a can-can *

* strut, kick, strut, kick, strut, kick, strut *

* bend over, wiggle, wiggle *

* strut *

* crowd goes crazy *

* Gwampy's fingers are getting tired *

* puts his arm around his little buddy *

* they both grin and bow proudly *

* pup heads for exit stage right *

* Gwampy heads for exit stage left *

* just for fun, Gwampy channels a thin thread of air to lift the tails of the pups tux *

* pup looks around wondering where the breeze is coming from, but continues to take his bows to the audience...a true showman *

* Gwampy takes his bows, too *

* the performers meet back stage *

* pup is excited *

That was GREAT!!!

Here.

Have a little taste of apple pie.

* Gwampy looks at the drink suspiciously, then tastes it *

Hey!

That's good!

What's in it?

* pup grins *

Apple cider boiled with a cinnamon stick then mixed with vodka to taste.

* the gleeman takes a big old swig *

AAAAHHHhhh.

Smooth.

* the pup tries to stop Gwampy but it's too late *

Take it easy, old timer...that stuff will kick your ass!!!  :o

* Gwampy don't care *

* lights up his pipe of Two Rivers tabac *

Want some?

* the pup holds out his hand *

No thanks.

Had to give it up.

Doctor's orders.

* Gwampy grimaces *

Damned doctors.  >:(

Wall of Text that included my avatar. Say what?

I don't know, something about poodles. I don't really bother with his textwalls anymore.

Your loss, cupcake.

*farts*

Sorry Rocks, that ship has sailed, struck an iceberg, and sunk.

it wasn't a boat, it was beans and beans float forever and ever and ever *nods lots*

* farts a response greeting *

All bean lovers are welcome in the Gwampy thread.  ;D

*coughs into her gas mask*