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  • She has been assimilated.  Resistance, go figure, ended up being futile after all.

Washing your mouth out won't fix the dirty thoughts Gwampy, you have to get that stuff inside your skull.

* uses the 18 volt portable hand drill that he had the wife get him for Christmas to drill a hole through his skull large enough to accept the spout of the funnel that he usually uses to add power-mix to his chain saw tank (approximately 1/2 inch diameter) *

* is suddenly slightly disoriented for some reason *

* inserts the tip of the funnel into the new hole *

* takes several attempt to hit the hole *

* pours liquid soap into the funnel *

* sloshes the soap around to try to clean the inside of his head *

* stands on his head upside down to drain the dirty soap back out after he's pretty sure that he adequately removed as many nasty thoughts as possible *

* stands back up the right way *

* blows bubbles out the newly formed blow hole *

* goes to find a 1/2 inch cork to plug the hole with *

* can't remember where the corks are *

Darn soap seems to have washed away my cork memory!  >:(

See now, what you should have done was stick an electric mixer in there. That would have got things clean right quick.

No.

But I've been meaning to.

It's whether or not the girl will even give my the light of day by responding to me that is the question. ::)

* tries to remember where the wife keeps the mixer *

* clean brain is not working too well *

* must have washed out some other stuff along with the smut *

* nods *

* nods off *

* tries to remember where the wife keeps the mixer *

* clean brain is not working too well *

* must have washed out some other stuff along with the smut *

* nods *

* nods off *

*wonders what the use of that post was*

See now, what you should have done was stick an electric mixer in there. That would have got things clean right quick.

That's what ::)

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