>.>

Or off!

*Screams like a fangirl*

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH *waves a "I <3 TAY" poster over my head*

*Throws panties at Tay*

 

Damnit! why don't I have some of those to throw : (

Wait, they're in my pocket!

*Throws his too*

:D

w00t!

I dont know whether to impressed I have fans, or shocked because there you two

And guess what, WE'RE THE ONLY ONES!

 

*agrees*

:(

 

and I thought I had friends

F-Friends?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Oh gee, you think we're your friends?

Man.

No way, your Mom paid us to act like we were fans.

Ahahahaha.

Easiest retirement money I ever made.

 

she didn't pay much though... *grumbles*

She better give a bonus.

>:(

ush ! he wasnt suppose to know !

well..

 

LET'S ERASE HIS MEMORY!

*Whips out his eraser*

QUICK, OPEN UP HIS BRAIN!

 

*runs of crying*

Catch him!!!

His mummy musn't find out!

 

*tackles Tay and stabs him with a long sword to pin him on the ground*

HE...he forgot the top of his skull!

 

that silly b ugger

*howls in pain*

i hear they do that when their brains are subjected to sunlight *Nod*

*continues to howl*

Won't that sword through the stomach like...

Kill 'im?

>.>

<.<

Retreat! Retreaaatt!

His mummy won't pay us if he's DEAD.

 

AAGH! CLEAR!

 

*electrifies Tay*