I need 3 people, each who know how, to teach me how to play Hearts. You will need Yahoo! Instant Messenger and all, but that shouldn't be a problem. You will also need to know how to play (as stated above). I've always wanted to know how to play, but I've never been able to learn, always been too lazy.

I will. I love Hearts.

can i join in for the learing session too? i used to know it but then it sort of vanished

Not unless you feel like handy out points to your mildly sexy tutor.

So I've got two. One I'm not certain on her ability to think I mean teach. The other isn't a problem.

 

Anyone else?

All I have to say about Hearts is that the Queen of Spades can be one mean demon b!tch. Of course, once you learn the ropes, you can always use her as a weapon.

O_O

 

wtf was that about? :P

(re)Learn the game and find out :P

I'm pretty sure the Queen of Hearts is "The B*tch".

Perhaps in real life the Queen of Hearts is the b!tch, but in Hearts, the Queen of Spades takes that title.

 

Avoid her at all costs.

will she hurt me?

13 points worth of hurt

ouch?

very much ouch...

 

 

goal is to get least points possible

 

each heart card counts as 1 point

 

Q of spades as 13 points

 

you can win a round one of two ways, getting least amount of points, or getting all of the points

 

points are carried over each round... i forget how many rounds are played

 

if someone is attempting to get all the points another player will have to sacrifice and take the "trick", in other words, take a heart card and get a point

 

thats a very general overview of how the game is played... there are a couple of other details like how dealing goes or how the play of cards actually goes... stuff like that... its not all that tough... though last time i played was 2 years ago... hm

hmm, i want to play some :P

I want to as well.

 

Anyone? Just one more. Come on.

when? :P give me a time and ill see if i can be on

means its a smart move to giva away high cards of any sort and colect small spar's

 

as well if you got the option in changing cards to get rid of a sort so you got a free sort to throw hearts at..then that can be smart..but clover 2 is the starting card so thats maybe smart to keep..