I will raid the Seanchan From Dusk Till Dawn.... Steals Emperor's way-fake wig....  ;D

Thats it!  I am going to live in my bomb shelter for a few years... like they did in Blast from the Past ! 

 

A Wig?  I am bald.

We will raid From Earth to the Moon.  *snatches gold watches and some shiny jewelry.*

Empy what are you doing with all of this women's jewelry? *Runs off*

 

Makes sure that someone get Moonstruck by a rock

Better then being Star Struck.

Wish upon a Star for good luck

That's it!! I'm fed up! This Aiel-Seanchan war will be bigger than the Star Wars!!!

But we Aiel are so mighty that it'll be like the War of the Worlds.

 

BWA HAHA!

But you forget that the Seanchan has the Lord of War.

The Aiel really remind me of Tarzan... much like in Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes

Sends the entire seanchan company over to The Planet of the Apes

 

Enjoy your "holiday" ;)

 

*watches them off and ponders if she should just have stolen sinister as an entertainer for the living room instead* oh well, another time

You should feel at home on the Red Planet

Or at least, more comfortable than if you were part of The Thin Red Line.

Probably, but at least i'm not The Thin Man.

The Aiel would do good to remember there is A Thin Line Between Love and Hate.

 

*Shoots a Maiden running off with Sinister*

But Hatred is such a fun thing to be had! Unless your on the Recieving end. >_>

Yes well this whole 5th thingy is one of Ten Things I Hate About You Aiel.

We should send The Thing after them to eat there brains!

Yeah Sin you go with That ThingYou Do!

Maybe I can toss in some Voodo into the mix.

I swear when Caddy starts showing those legs, she's like a Voodoo Woman.

 

Lays a stream of bullets into a group of Aiel.

You don't want to get anywhere near [glow=red,2,300]What Women Want[/glow], the moment you try to comprhend what they are thinking, your head will implode... Now if we could just get the aiel to think a little around that topic, we might just turn the tide in our favor. :P

Well let's just hope they don't bring out The 50 Foot Woman to get us.

 

*Reloads his gun with tracer rounds as night is beginning to fall*

*can't resist*

 

*gets FOOTLOOSE like Kevin Bacon*

*Pulls his collar*

 

Whew that will make you Any Which Way But Loose.

 

*Opens the trunk of his car and starts collecting wounded Aiel*  We can trade em for our goods...hahaha