You have to understand Moir. He/She/It is multilayered and complex.

no I get that :D :P really, its Moir, what can we say? :P

 

*protects belly button* :o

I don't think moir realizes that sarcasm doesn't get transmitted well across the internet

psh, it transmits well enough :D

You people just don't speak Moirwegian fluently enough!

Nope! :D

Moirway? More like Snoreway!

 

Am I right?

Snoring isn't the way! :D but you could snore away ;), but if you tried to snore a Way, you'd die of the black wind :P probably elbowing you to roll over :P

...

 

 

*holds up a Kenya poster*

*watches as the Kenya poster drips yellow fluid onto Hax*

 

Eeeeeeeew.  :P

I thought she was from Moirwegia...

Yesh!

 

Moirwegia the land of the fecal matter!

 

Welcome to Moirway!

 

You wake up every Moirning and do you daily Moirups, 50 in fact.

 

You then go and have Moirfast, eating scrambled Moireggs and Moiroast.

 

Eventually you kill yourself, because of all of the Moir.

 

Moir can be very Moirritating.

Being as awesome as I am, I feel I must intercede and stop all of you from making this most grievous error of giving Moir far more attention than she deserves. If you would all kindly return to doing your jobs, going to school, or well, doing anything, then I think this world would be a lot better off.

 

Proof is Moir's above comment.

You're just jealous you don't have a country and language of your own!

and i don't wanna do my job...  why do you think i hang out here in the first place?

I thought it was for the White Russians...

i thought that went without saying.  8)

Far out man, far fekkin out!

*watches as the Kenya poster drips yellow fluid onto Hax*

 

Eeeeeeeew.  :P

 

I feel golden.

yes but geting back the the point;

GIVE ME SUGAR OR I'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!

and i don't wanna do my job...  why do you think i hang out here in the first place?

 

Amen.  8)

 

 

*watches as the Kenya poster drips yellow fluid onto Hax*

 

Eeeeeeeew.  :P

 

I feel golden.

 

Just in time! *packages Hax and sends to Oscar show preparation people*

They're going to have the Oscar show this year?

I dunno what't they've decided, or if it's been decided yet at all. But regardless, they'll be handing out the statues to the winners at some point, even if it's through mail delivery. So, Goldie Hax will be useful at some point, as long as he stays away from bears. ^_^

remember to poke holes in the box so he can breathe.  we don't need a repeat of last year's fiasco.

-.-

 

*writhes in all of the attention*