Banned for no one cares about the actor.

Banned because that was the idea :P

Banned for banning me.

banned for an inflamed self importance

banned for being good company,

Banned for spreading lies

banned for tnot cooperating

Banned for not saying stuff...

banned for not having negotiated under the previous arrangement that banning persons for having too good a character is not a valid banning-worthy sentence under the seventh Great Universally Banning Act of Swahilian-tongued Mongols thirty-three years ago.

Banned for not accepting the people that are whoarves. Just because they are short doesn't mean that they are worse then a regular sized hooker :'(

Banned for inventing the guillotine

Banned because it was supposed to be for slicing lettuce

banned for sussing your conscience

Banned for assuming I have one

banned for displaying something you don't own

Banned for losing your virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack

We couldn't hear what the neighbors where playing

Banned for failure. It's okay ;D

banned for trapping me in a staircase. Not like mr Potter, but with glasses

Banned for inferring Mr Potter does not wear glasses.

banned for drawing conclusions from non-made suggestions that may have been formulated abundantly in any kind of overreactive manner

Banned for thinking that I overreacted over such suggestions that you have formulated in your own mind.

banned for misinterpreting the overreaction as your own

Banned for just flipping the flop over to me you cheeky boy you

banned for not rereading his previously previous statement