i ban rey for not making sweet love to me

I ban Alys for being inconsistent in her application of and/or support for PG-13ness

i ban rey for confusing me.

I ban Alys for having a smaller vocabulary than me.

i ban rey for not reveling in my simplicity. and for not being on her aim... :(

I ban Alys for even considering contacting me on that fetid program that I use only to talk to Melinda who I've known for eight years and also to spy on Diana who was into me but not enough to you know actually associate with me after she quit that miserable job and I also ban Alys because she just crossed the line from "considering" to actually doing it

i ban the user above for making me laugh!

I ban Alys for calling me a user!

i ban rey for not admitting it.

I ban Alys for wanting to use me. I ban Alys for wanting to be used by me. I ban Alys for wanting to abuse me. I ban Alys for wanting to be abused.

 

I also ban Alys for making me paraphrase the Eurythmics!

i ban rey for not saying that she quoted Marilyn manson instead

I ban Alys for implying that Manson's cover of Sweets Dreams Are Made of These is superior to the original.

I ban Rey for bothering with the whole song title.

I ban squee for not carrying about the subtleties of covers vs originals with respect to the time of release, artists around them, movement and/or era's

i ban bad co for thinking.

 

rey, i ban you even though it's not your turn because you missed that i was going for weird and scary instead of...whatever those guys were.

I ban Alys for not realising how scary Marilyn Manson isn't.

i ban rey for thinking i think he is and for not realizing that i was meaning to convey that most people who would dare try to dub themselves normal think that he is scary.

I ban Alys for associating with normal people enough to hazard a guess as to their opinion on anything.

bans rey for insinuating that i have a choice given that i must work.

I ban Alys for not being a hermit!

I ban rey rey just because.

a ban badingnag for his cretinism

??? ??? ???  I ban redffern for making me use a thesaurus and I still can't figure out what he just said. :-[

I ban Bonzo for expecting loki to conform to societal conventions like grammar and comprehensibility.

  I ban reyler for running around Salzburg, wearing curtains and acting like Julie Andrews! Hopefully they aren't see-through ;D