I ban KP for being on KP duty.

I ban Reyler for using the letter "p"

I needed a semi-demeaning nickname for you and that was the first thing that came to mind. Maybe I'll come up with something better later; Ick wasn't the first thing I called Ick, after all.

 

I ban Kira for calling me Reyler when my name is quite clearly reyler.

hehe KP isn't demeaning at all for. It reminds me of Kettle Point :p

 

I ban reyler for pointing out such a small detail ^_^

Actually it was referencing army grunts being sent to peel potatoes, watermelons, and the occasional hydrogen bomb.

 

I ban Kira for not watching enough Ren and Stimpy to know that.

I ban ReyRey for banning Kira without consulting me first. 

I ban Ick for feigning authority.

I ban reyler for having authority. 

THAT'S NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS *bans Ick because that is how the world works*

I ban Reyler for knowing how the world works

I ban Kira because I like peanut butter.

I ban Locke for saying peanut 

I ban Kira for saying "I" - you're not allowed to have a sense of self!

*bans reyler*

I ban Ick for having no purpose in life.

I bacon the user above me because it hurts. 

I ban ed because it's early and I'm awake and it sucks.

II ban the user above for similar reasons, and because I was almost late to PT.

I ban ed for that awful armpit hair of his.

I ban thee, oh creature above, for not braiding it for me.

I ban Ed because that is the right thing to do.

I ban the user above me for making valid points.

I ban the Ed above me for making invalid points. 

I ban Ick for licking the invalid points.

I ban reyler for having similar text colour to DM's profiling stuff.