Ok folks, the rules are simple,

 

state what you are the worst insults ever invented, keep it clean. that simple.

 

 

"You coconut smelling Pansy!"

About the only line I remember from the 80s show Perfect Strangers:

 

"You son of a motherless goat!" (Said in a thick fake accent.)

"your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of eldeberries!"

"You spoony bastard"