Then who's is it?

search me

And I'm sure he will ;D

I will find elgee's beaver if it's the last thing I do, it should be fairly obvious after all

I once woke up in bed with a garden gnome and the only thing I was wearing was an American Flag...

I just hope you respected the Gnome in the morning...

He was accused of crimes against humanity and promptly executed...

And what crimes would those be!

Crimes against the human race!

 

Gnomes are not to be trusted...

Well you obviously tusted that one!

No, it took advantage of me...

Not whilst you were drinking I hope....

::)

well you've only youself to blame....

I once woke up in bed with a garden gnome and the only thing I was wearing was an American Flag...

 

Sure it wasn't corporal nobbs?

LMAO !!!

 

I luuurve corp Nobby ... preferably from upwind, and about 500 meters away  :P

Disqualified from the human race for shoving :D

technically human  :P

the only human that has to carry a liscence to prove he's human.

;D

 

Just don't call him a monkey ... the librarian might hear  :D

he doesn't like the M word

 

not much, no *grins*

 

*wonders if she can trick Tayol into saying the M word really loudly somewhere near the Librarian ... *

*wonders if anyone knows what we are talking about*

You people need help...

 

*shakes head*

You doubt the skill of Pratchett?