Spell Checker

 

I halve a spelling checker,

It came with my pea see.

It plainly marks four my revue

Mistakes I dew knot sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait aweigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the era rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

 

I've scent this massage threw it,

And I'm shore your pleased too no

Its letter prefect in every weigh;

My checker tolled me sew.

 

 

Priceless! 8)

Actually, here's another version of the same poem that I got last week.

 

Spell Check Poem

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea,

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight for it two say,

Weather eye and wring oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long,

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

 

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

 

Eye have run this poem threw it

Your sure reel glad two no,

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

LOL! YAY, more madness  :D

 

 

 

 

Made me think of ....

 

Starkle starkle little twink

“Who the h**l you are”, I think

I’m not under the affluence of incohol

Though some theople pink I am occifer.

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

"I'm jober as a sudge!"

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am Occifer!"

"Make me advantaged and take drunk of me!"

we got a similar poem in a writing class in college to prove to us that we shouldn't invest too much in the spell checker in out word processor lol

Saw a bumper sticker once:

I’m not drunk you shilly sit! :D

because soemone said it and i was reminded of this pic hehehe

 

Hehe how cute! i could show a pic of one of my kittens that would look good with that phrase ;)

 

Speaking of spell checker, I love mine, 'cause it comes up with some real gems. For instance, in high school I was writing an essay on John Pilger's work, and spell checker thought his name should be John Piglet. So that's what we called him from then on!