Oh, is that what you were shooting for?

yes it was, I strive to be as boring as possible

riiiight...

 

and no, I aint Bush

No, you can at least string together a comprehensible sentence. And it was more for the banner behind him, son.

I thought as much...thanks for the [insert whatever it was]

(it was a pomegranate but that doesn't matter it didn't love you)

nothing loves me, so nothing matters

I'm sure the Indian King Cobra loves you. Why don't you go find out?

I am not going to fall for that trick

My image search for "sad cobra" yielded no decent results GOOGLE YOU ARE TEH SUXXORZ

wow...some rather non-perfect English from reyler, wonders never cease

Irony, it seems, is also beyond your understanding.

I see no irons...

*sets the golf courses afire*

take it out on the green!!

The green is for inhaling.

I thought you might get that sentiment

I thought you might get measles AND I WAS RIGHT

I have no mease....o wait.....FUUUUU

 

 

And in the interests of rhymes, you also have a rather severe case of weasels.

are you going to start some art, on your easel?

*stabs Flab in the eyes with paintbrushes*

YAY!!!! reyreys evil side...

Also referred to as "the outside"