Heidi?  Last I checked I wasn't a spoiled girl who got to live with her crazy uncle or grandpa or whatever up in the mountains.

 

That is the story of Heidi, right?

Wouldn't know, never read it.

Neither did I.  But I saw a cartoon that to this day gives me nightmares.

Further proof that cartoons are not for children!

 

As if hentai didn't already prove that point.

Who needed that proof?

That reminds me of...

 

<sunshinegoth> this song makes me wanna animate slutty chicks dancing around erotically

<sunshinegoth> ..i need a pencil..

<sunshinegoth> hang on..

<Visigoth`> hehe

<Visigoth`> damn

<Visigoth`> i know stu draws

<Visigoth`> but i've never seen any of his work

<sunshinegoth> i'm not that great

<sunshinegoth> but i'm gonna, like, sleep my way into art school

<sunshinegoth> ..

<sunshinegoth> or something

Nice one.

Yeah, I used to know so many wonderful crackheads. Of course Stu had the added fact of being Canadian.

An now, "Random Rants by Miguel (Censored Version)"

 

"Right, now that we're all here, I'd like to say -"

 

And that ends our show for the year.  Goodnight!

*stampedes sheep across the board*

*east them all, including Don*

Eastman, he came from the East to do battle with The Amazing Rando!!

Not that that has much bearing on his being eaten.

Here's another example of one of my crackhead friends' ramblings:

 

SINGS TO HIMSELF

« Thread Started on 11/21/06 at 17:15 » 

 

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I'VE GOT A LOT OF FACE, I PUT MY FACE TO GOOD USE BY EATING CAKE WITH MY MONKEY FRIENDS.

 

AFTER WE EAT CAKE WE SPRAY EACHOTHER WITH GARDEN HOSES AND TRY TO PULL OUT EACHOTHERS TEETH. THE TEETH WON'T COME OUT SO WE SEW KITTENS TOGETHER.

 

LA LA LA LA LA. I HAVE A BIG OLD GUN AND I LIKE TO SHOOT. GIVE ME A REASON TO, O STAG OF MUCH SLAUGHTER AND BUTCHERING. YOUR MEAT WILL TASTE LIKE CANTELOPE AND THE VILLIAGE WILL KISS ME FOR MY EFFORT.

 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A BIG OLD BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS TODAY. OHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A BIG OLD BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE SYK THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IF A MAN COULD LIVE OFF THE FLESH OF HIS TOES THEN I COULD NOT BE CONSIDERED POOR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Yeah, I'm going to have to read that later.  I have to get off right now.  I MAY be able to get on later today.  Lately my mom has become Computer Nazi!  Once I can afford an apartment...

 

*salutes to the wall and dives into the floorboards*

Once you can afford an apartment it means you'll have to be working for the money which means you'll have about as much time online as your mom is restricting you to now. Either that or you'll have found an 80-year old sugar-momma.

80?  I wasn't even born at that age!

And if you do happen to find an 80 year old sugar momma, let me know so I can rob her blind.

And let me know so I can skip town.

*rolls the town up into a little ball and skips it across the pond*

Dopey:  But I don't even have a beard!

That's in a different thread.

 

Unless this is another one of your alters. In which case I just need to know what of yours needs cutting off to get rid of this one.

I know it was in a different thread.  That was the whole reason for posting it on this one.

Reason, bah! *beats reason to death with hockey stick*

I'll beat your bah and raise you a Humbug!