as long as there are old people with poor range of motion and diabetes, podiatry is inevitable.

 

 

 

You rang?

 

 

 

 

(that was a popular saying back in the sixties...Lurch...Addams Family)

 

Kinda like "moving forward" nowadays.

*saws off everyone's feet* Problem solved.

 

 

 

Isn't Fiddles just WONDERFUL?

 

 

 

No mention whatsoever of any fees, costs, expenses, or payment plans!

 

In that "other" world just the anesthesia would have taken six months to pay for!

 

Here, there IS none!

 

* wonders how the surgeon will pay for her cottage at the lake *

* and the malpractice insurance *

* and the Lexus *

* and the minivan for hauling the entire neighborhood to soccer practice *

* two weeks in Hawaii *

* Xmas bonuses for all of the hired help *

 

 

I say again:

 

 

Isn't Fiddles just WONDERFUL?

 

 

You rang?

 

 

 

 

(that was a popular saying back in the sixties...Lurch...Addams Family)

 

Kinda like "moving forward" nowadays.

 

 

.... you feel the necessity to explain lurch to me?

 

i was prepared to marry lurch when i grew up.

OOPPSSS.

 

Double posted.

 

* embarrassed *

 

 

CRAP!

 

Now I TRIPLE posted!!!

 

* triple embarrassed *

* not *

* did it on purpose *

 

Took the day off work.

Tomorrow is a holiday.

"Opening day of rifle season".

Time to kill deer.

Schools and factories are closed.

"Flatlanders" flocking north to the buck woods.

Hookers in Idle Wilde.

Four day weekend for me.

Too cold to hunt.

Don't own property.

Too cheap to join a hunting club.

Usually get a bite or two of venison from someone.

If I want to go into the great outdoors I'll do it when it's not full of drunk guys with guns!

i saved you from the triple post, you;re welcome. though they are not evil to me.

 

our schools get all the opening days off as well. no point asking them to come to school when they're that well armed.

You'll have to excuse Gwampy, he assumes that A) everyone here is decades younger than he (mostly true), and B) that everyone decades younger than he could in no way have any knowledge of the pop culture of his time.

i'd excuse anyone who thought i wasn't as old as dirt.

 

 

Now I'm going to tattoo a picture of a can of baked beans that says "Gloria" on it on the roof of your mouth.

that would require more cooperation than i'm prepared to provide.

Or anaesthetic in the form of a hammer.

my hyperstartle response protects me from such things.

You could have just said Spidey-Sense.

 

I'd have ignored it, mind you, but you could have said it.

i am less familiar with spiderman than with symptoms of psychiatric impairments, sorry.

Basically the same thing.

i had suspected.

But you had no evidence to confirm your suspicions, Marple!

marple's suspicions are always confirmed.

ON THE BASIS OF EVIDENCE ONLY *trumps*

intuition and cleverly placed mirrors as well.

The mirrors reflect the lasers.

they usually just reveal the sneaking killer... but maybe if there are sharks they could reflect the lasers. or cat toys.

 

 

Nothing deflects cat toys, you just hope they have a birthday starting with Jupiter

.... that was incomprehensible to me.... it's very early, but i believe i've been rey-rey'ed by proxy

It's a little different there; badcube favors more of a Mad-Libs approach to spam.

i thought there might have been a TIA, but it's difficult to assess here.