and partly to stopping drinking. both easily remedied.

Well I drink but never saw the appeal in getting drunk, except for watching other people drunk that is

I think the appeal is that people don't feel as dumb as they actually are without it.

So self delusion is fun then

I realize now the potential for incorrect grammatical parsing of that statement.

 

I'm saying when they're not drinking, they don't feel as stupid as they are, so they need to drink to be able to fully appreciate the state.

Ahh, well I appreciate it non the less

overthinking. common in these forums.

 

it feels good.

 

pleasure and pain, nothing else counts.

Dial 555 AND THEN A BUNCH OF SIXES

its just like getting a bout of non-hodgkins lymphoma really. the trick is to whistle and drink an anteaters blood from an empty baked bean tin at the same time.

but that thing with shaking up the coca cola is a myth.

damn those wives and their tall tails.

they had to get married so they shouldn't have wagged that one.

im going to pretend i didnt hear that, and let our relationship cruise onwards

At an altitude of five hundred and seventy-two humpback whale

my only advice to to avoid the narwals at this point.

And other things professed to be fiction.

true. they get all uppity when you bring realuty into their personal space

Also, bees.

or as i call them, retarded hobo wasps

not the traditional definition, but they are suckers to work so hard when i'm just gonna steal their honey.

your the bees knees. im going to fill you with pollen

cool. love a good pollination. *presents*

true, polls are my favorite too

i don't have favorites.

:( but what about me *gives you some fresh puppy dog eyes*