Then his bones have already crumbled under the weight and he's naught but a pile of sludgy underdeveloped muscles, if he even still lives.

The Bat speaks truly...

Cool pic

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Have you convinced yourself yet?

I WAS SINGING IT

I'll take that as a no.

*smashes Barm in the bumps with an aluminum baseball bat*

Hey, sweet, the cancerous bumps in my side are gone now! Thankyou reyler! Thankyou! *glomps*

I should probably point out that "bumps" is #hellmasker slang for testicles.

I had guessed that. I chose to ignore it.

   Hey Barmacral Catch!!

 

 

   *tosses a cup* and I don't mean no dixie cup either! ;D

*catches a cup'o'joe*

*dumps it*

*gets beer*

    Not quite that either, but I'm not at the liberty to explain it.

*sprays Barm out into the street with the beer hose*

*goes back for more*

*BARRICADES THE DOOR*

*goes to a different pub*

*forms a Coalition of Pubs to keep Barm out and sober*

*breaks into them all and steals all the booze*

*Barm dies of sudden liver failure*

*borrows a liver from a healthy person who doesn't drink*

 

Yay! I'm back in action!

*Barm's body rejects the liver which spontaneously ruptures in protest of the purpose to which it was about to be put*

*steals reylers liver instead*

*discovers that it works perfectly in his own body*