*buries Callandor in cement* Only loki has authorisation to call me that and only because he's dyslexic and/or British and thusly can't help it

*steps in cement*

 

*foot touches hair*

 

gaaah there's a monster in the cement!!!

*the cement eats goldy but not before asking for an autograph*

*Watches as the couch pounces on Reyler and eats her*

Nah, me and the couch, we's gots an understanding, yo.

that rey lives as long as she seems me as a naughty school girl?

No, it's more in the nature of... well, check the thread title, dig? Supply and demand, yanno?

well, you know, if you want the butts... you gotta deal with the rest.

This here axe says I can get the buttockses all by their lonesomes.

:D

::)

Hey can I have the rest? or at least the hair? I wanna make a wig and pretend to be Alys every now and then...

    So am I forgiven or what it would be nice to be able to sit on the couch, seems as though I've been standing for 2 FREAKIN' DAYS NOW!! please?

*thanks jelly, sits down, belches, does other gross manly things* Glad I'm here now who is Reyler and why should I be afraid (aside from having a couch and barney suit put on him)? ;D

*sips his tea...* My my my, is this Earl Gray?  *sips again, pinky up*

*makes out with ReyRey* sowwy I was late dahling :-* :-*

*still has couch*

:P cement tastes gross

*cuts Bonzo's legs off at the knees and stuffs the severed bits into his ears*

 

*makes out with Danya in a very public and possibly offensive way*

*Gets out her notebook and writes down tips*  :P :D

*makes out with his own butt, that now belongs to reyler*

Do I foresee a Jaws of Life situation here? I hope so!

*pulls flute seemingly from nowhere and begins to play 'Reyrey dances on Illuminati strings'.*

 

Yea, thats right!  I know that song.  What a silly song it is.  Oh, the ridiculous things they made her do.  Kissing a pigs bottom before Chris Hanson.  Bathing in mud to then do battle with the former first lady Barbara Bush.  Competing in a drinking contest with Irish construction workers.  Ah, the absurdity that the Illuminati insists on conducting.  :D

dude, i thought rey and i were the only ones not out seeing the new batman.

Hey, any organization with Thailog as a member can't be all bad.

 

I'm seeing it tomorrow. That theatre doesn't usually sell out, so I'm not worried about not having bought tickets in advance.

OH, that was today?  *shrug*  I havent paid much attention to the world outside in the past few weeks.