How about if I judge the guilt or innocence, or will you challenge my impartiality?

 

*remembers walking by Mother's study while she was gone and seeing how Lor got the hicky Elgee was staring at earlier and smiles at Kyn knowingly..

I'll acquiesce to Kyn's judgement *nods*

 

*shuts up and eats his strudel*

How about if I judge the guilt or innocence, or will you challenge my impartiality?

 

Sentence first! Verdict later!

Sham just called Lor a "hoe"...   :o

 

*sips some of Del's soda*  Thankies...

We all know you are never wrong mother, so how about we continue?

 

Very well then, I believe someone was questioning Mumsy... errr.. Mother?

 

We'll convict Sham in the next show trial... one thing at a time, please...

How about if I judge the guilt or innocence, or will you challenge my impartiality?

 

Sentence first! Verdict later!

 

I got a sentence Mother. There once was a man from Nantucket. Will that work? or need the rest?

*hushes Van and pushes him down in a chair, then plops herself down in his lap*

 

This could get REAL interesting ... let THEM fight it out  ;D

 

*raises hand* Actually, it was the tabl ... errr ... carry on!

 

*whispers to Van* you know, you should get someone to check that security footage ... now that I think about it, I could swear I saw momsy sliding down ...

 

*grabs cookie and breaks it in half, feeds one half to Van and nibbles on the other*

*grins and eats the cookie*

 

This is getting rather entertaining isn't it...?

This counsel objects to the mention of breasts as they offend her and asks that Raeyn is removed from the room.

 

So, Mother, you have been Amyrlin for 10 years. During that time have you ever seen anyone flout one of your rules so completely, so blatently, so brazenly as the accused has done?

Hey! Hey! I was in Florida!

 

And that's a pretty good sentence, Sham.

Order in the court. *points at Elgee* No one brought ME cookies!

*eyes Elgee and waves her hand at a Novice, orders her to grab the footage of that section of the Tower and return ASAP*

 

Fast, or I start forgetting to give you credit for requirements...

 

OBJECTION!

Leading the witness and my client has "allegedly" done, as it's not been proven, yet.

Hmmm... sustained, please rephrase the question... and get me a cookie!

This counsel objects to the mention of breasts as they offend her and asks that Raeyn is removed from the room.

 

So, Mother, you have been Amyrlin for 10 years. During that time have you ever seen anyone flout one of your rules so completely, so blatently, so brazenly as the accused has done?

 

Other than the "incident" with Maria and the noodles, which is now confined to the secret histories, so you don't know about it, I have not.

*winks at the MaA and passes him a plate full of cookies*

....I would swear that counts as a bribe, Lor lol

*winks at the MaA and passes him a plate full of cookies*

 

Chocolate Chip?

 

Mother, if you would please let Nia repharse the question before damning the accused we'll be along to convict her shortly...

This counsel objects to the mention of breasts as they offend her and asks that Raeyn is removed from the room.

 

So, Mother, you have been Amyrlin for 10 years. During that time have you ever seen anyone flout one of your rules so completely, so blatently, so brazenly as the accused has done?

 

If I may First Selector but it is well known Breasts well actually Mother's Breasts are mascots for the Ren'Shai and I have to defend them because a breast just needs to be well... honored..Sorry for the interruption Ladies and counsel

If there's bribery, I want my cut.

....I would swear that counts as a bribe, Lor lol

 

*eyes Vanion* Are we on the same side, here? *pokes* SHHHH...

Ah, knew I forgot a motion. Nia, over-ruled. The Breasts stay!

 

 

 

Other than the "incident" with Maria and the noodles, which is now confined to the secret histories, so you don't know about it, I have not.

 

Jury, spectators, ugly people, there we have it. In all this time that this woman, this selfless, loving, kind, hard-working, dedicated, admired, popular, beautiful, modest woman, has been Amyrlin this is the most serious breach of her authority. What I want to ask the jury is are they going to let Elgee, Aes Sedai of the Red Ajah get away with this? A violation of a rule is a serious offence and upsets the Harmony that keeps this tower strong and whole. Nay, it a complete violation of what it means to be an Aes Sedai!

 

This witness may now be cross-examined if the defence wish.

 

I can handle the breasts...

If there's bribery, I want my cut.

 

What bribery? It's just cookies... now next question! *eats one of the bribe*

*stares at Elgee's breasts, then says to Sham...*

 

Breasts are pretty great, arent they?

 

Lor, I'll let you handle this.. I'm a little occupied right here...

*reaches into her cleavage and pulls out a pic*

 

*leans over to Momsy and slips it to her*

 

I have more  ;D