Okay, so I have a job and it's the 'Official Licker of all 'Chan Newbies'. I have been seriously neglecting this task and it's catch up time. So if

 

a) Who the heck is this random bird?

 

or

 

b) meah, I heard of you but you haven't coated me in saliva

 

Then you need to get your name on this thread and I will give you the welcoming licking that you require and deserve.

 

Lil

 

I lick, therefore I am

*Stands off to the side with a large stack of towels*

 

5 dollars for a towel to dry off later, you're not allowed to bring your own.

4 dollars for my towels

 

don't ya love captalism?

*liiiiiiiiiiiiicks Barm and chews his cute puppy ear* Hey a girl's allowed favourites.

 

Hmm Vem are you ready for this? *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks* Welcome aboard!

*blinks*

How surreal, for a moment there I though I accidently had walked into a newb crowd at the WT, or some other pseudo RP cave.

1) I don't think there any roll calls here at SC.

 

2) You wouldn't happen to be wolfkin would you?

 

3) You siggy is dead atm. :P

*folds his arms suspiciously and narrows his eyes* Licking? Yuck.

 

But if you absolutely insist...

 

*covers himself with sugar* ;D

*wears a fake moustache*

 

Yeah, I'm a newbie.

*who the hotel echo lima lima is this girl?????*

 

 

lmao, no one knows who she is but me and barm me thinks^^

This should be fun...I'm pretty new, and I don't get licked by females very often (that is unless you count my dogs at home of course, but a human female could be a novel experience) so have at me.  Just one question, do you prefer I coat myself with BBQ Sauce or Honey?

 

;D

*who the hotel echo lima lima is this girl?????*

 

 

 

If you don't know who she is, prepared to be licked!

 

She is an old time member of the Seanchan who many or many be in the secret Family (if such a thing existed)

Lilli is oldschool, but she gets lazy and inactive, I kinda hauled her out of retirement recently. Enjoy your licking.

Well, you know I'm not new, but I've never been licked. Can I make a request for location of licking? Here, here, and here.

 

*points to inner wrist, inner elbow, and on the neck just under/behind the ear*

 

Thanks, dear! Consider it payment for the new sig.  ;)

I'm a newbie!  :-*

Yikes I promised and then failed to deliver. Blame RL for my distraction. Any sweet coatings you choose to self administer will result in protracted licking.

 

*pounces on the sugar-coated Shendare and liiiiiiiiiiiiiicks him from head to toe* Mmmmm sweet and slightly sticky - my favourite.

 

*pins Hax to the floor and gives him little tickly licks on his neck* Nice disguise but you know you only have to ask hon *w*

 

 

Okay who's next? Almearafan go with the honey and it's all good *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks!*

 

*huggle pounces Seggie* Don't tell the boss now *g*

 

*bounces over to Liathiana and tickles and liiiiiiiicks* You are very welcome, hon! Hope you are having fun here.

 

Hmmm last but by no means least Ms Cadsuane if you will just step into my office you deserve some special attention. Photos will be available at a price *muffled slobbering*