http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080918/tod-uk-japan-oldest-b7e5c6f.html

 

Is 113; So he has been alive through 3 centuries

 

:o

 

 

Good grief! Can you imagine the amount of technological advances this man must have witnessed? Born in a time where there weren't telephones or electricity, through to Cell Phones, GPS, Internet, Microwaves, etc. The mind boggles!

And that's how he will die when his mind finally boggles, then he'll go play a family boardgame

That's amazingly old

And he outs his longlife down to ciggies, booze and sex.

 

*picks up her ciggie and vodka*

 

Well two outta three aint bad!

Need help with the 3rd

It would depend what kind of help...

*laughs*

Ahh the shy acting, I love it

So what help are you offering...

well I'm sure you might need a hand with that tender act of love

Oh really...that wasn't quite what I was thinking when you offered to help!

Well I'm not moving your furniture to your new house

No..of course not!

 

My lawn needs cutting, thats all :)

*cuts lawn with the one power*

Thanks, that was a big help :)

No does the mow boy get anything special

Well there was nothing in the cintract, but I'm sure I can give you a tip! ;)

 

here's one..

 

If you have no time for a bath wrap yourself in masking tape and remove

the dirt by simply peeling it off.

I remember that happened in a shop I worked on as a kid; this guy said he would tip me and handed me some leaflit about god and it said tip on it

I hope you spat on his produce  :P

I think Tay worked in the shop, so he wouldn't have any produce... ;)

 

Kinda sucks doing it to a kid though!

 

Prehaps not the best way to give out a leaflet

I was just surprised he was talking to kids so young; I was what 16

*eyes Tay* ... barely out of nappies, then  ::)

ye I stopped using them the previous year