*eats the carrots contentedly*

 

*does the boogiewoogy*

 

*even puts on some Buddy Holly*

 

This should be humorous to those of you who know my musical tastes, which tend towards music written 300 years ago rather than 50 years ago.

Aww, but I don't want to be eaten. Too much skin and bone, not very appetizing. However, if you insist. *strips down and starts seasoning himself*

Tra la la *flings flowers about*

 

*sets out some tea and crumpets*

 

And I got it Pandy! But still....50 years? Just tell me you have attended a school dance or something with some recent stuff, please!

 

Well well, what have we here? I see we are going to be having a nice dinner...wait! You can't eat Barmy...?

 

People! The food is people!? THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE! *faints delicately*

 

 

Yes, I did make it myse.... why are you stripping?  *covers eyes*

*Uncovers Nae's eyes*....muahhahha

*starts chopping some potatoes* You don't like modern music Barm. *starts blasting Spice Girls Music*

Led Zeppelin had their moments, Far. But don't you think that Buddy Holly is much sweeter?

If you can't dance, if you can't dance

If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this you can't do

Nothing for me baby.

If you can't dance, if you can't dance

If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this you can't do

Nothing for me baby.

 

I have no idea what I just sang, I googled spicegirls and copied the first lyrics I encountered. I actually prefer other music myself, House of the Rising sun by the Animals is good, Ocean by the John Butler Trio is good...

But what about the Spice Girls? *turns it up louder in Barm's ear and stands singing *Ohhh tell me what you want, your really really want*

*hands out flowers and dahnces dreamily into the room* peace and love my friends, lets hold hands and bond as deeply as is platonically possible!

Not my particular taste in music, but if you like it, who am I to gainsay you?

*starts crying when Sammy uncovers her eyes* Oh, the horror!  What is this place?!? Spice girls and naked barm.

Ewww I don't like Spice Girls, I was being evil! *ponders and puts Britney Spears in next to Barm*

*Scratches head* But if you don't like Spice Girls, why were you playing it? Doesn't seem like a very good way to pass the time.

*sets fire to Britney Spears and the Spice Girls*  MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!  >:(

*booos and hisses*

 

DOWN WITH POPPY POP MUSIC!!!! :P

*sings for Barm* "Puuuuleeeeeeeeze release meeee, let me gooooooo..."

 

*throws in some bouillon for extra flava flave*

 

*grabs the flowers and throws them in the pot* We have to have our shrubs so we won't get all clogged up. *wink*

 

BELCHES on everyone... *cough*

 

*balefires the wood under the cookpot* Wow thats the best way to light my fire!!!! *rotfl*

 

Its all your fault Jade, you bad ass.

*whispers* I don't think she's black ajah... I think shes just a rather small, pretty trolloc.

*whispers to Nae*

 

Back away slowly and don't draw her attention... she might eat us. *ggls*

*backs away from Nephi*  I know she will... I'm also afraid of what you will do.  You are black ajah!  *wraps a weave of protection around herself*

*smiles pretty and howls* I think you would look quite nice in that stewpot! Barm, it's called torture. *puts on some elevator music*

*whispers* Nae..... I'm scared.....

*WEG*

 

*pushes Nae and Ell into Cleo and Jades arms*

 

;)

*squeals delicately* help me! where is a knight in shining armour when you need one?

*Jumps in wearing black armor.*

 

Eh, what's that?  Wrong color?  Well it is swap week.

 

*Gives everyone a cold.* 

 

Mwahahaha

 

*Bounds out*