I think the name in the quote is what threw you off.  It's not a main charcters name, but yeah, that's pretty far off base...

 

...and here I was thinking it was too easy.

It sounds familiar, but I can't even begin to place it. I guess it's been a long time since I've seen whatever it was.

Eclipse the Lost Boys was right and yours is Ghostbusters.

 

Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago.

 

Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm.

 

Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.

 

Now that sounds like a Jay and Silent Bob interchange.

 

Is that from Dogma? I think I remember a bus in Dogma.

Yeah, but they were going to Jersey in Dogma, not Chicago.  I think it's Tommy Boy.

You are both right... sort of ...

 

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

 

Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.

Jay and Silent Bob were in Tommy Boy?? Oh, Eclipse was right about them going to Jersey in Dogma, okay.

 

Heh, that one sounds like something fitting for that old movie, Heathers.

Bah, you're right it was George Carlin explaining the rules of the road.  I can't believe I totally forgot that scene.

 

Yeah, I think Shendare's right about the Heathers.  Definitely a teenage emo late 80's early 90's flick at least.

Shendare had it right it is Heathers...although a little misworded.  Your turn Shen.

Not much time here at the office. How about:

 

Just give us the disk and we'll give you your life back.

Mission Impossible?

Incorrect, my good sir.

Hackers?

Hackers?

 

I just looked it up, I was thinking (after what you said) that, yea that has to be hackers! The result turned out different.. But it definately IS related... And in some ways is similar to what happened to empy recently. ;)

Bah, you piqued my curiousity, so I looked it up.  Never gave that movie a thorough viewing, so never would've got it right anyway...

Bah, I didn't think it would be -that- obscure. This is the epitome of technophobic 90's movies!

Yeah but, I'm not a big fan of the lead actress.

Oh that's the one with Sandra Bullock. 

 

The Net?  Is that right?

Yes, You're up.

Yep.

1:  You have a rodent infestation.

2:  A what?

1:  Shall I terminate?

2:  No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.

Well White, I wouldn't have gotten this one if I hadn't seen the movie just a few nights ago....  Transformers

 

Okay this one shouldn't be too hard

 

1 Surely you can't be serious.

2 I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

And the bonus question (Really obscure)

 

This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.

 

I left the names due to the obscurity of the quote. 

I believe the first one is Airplane.

 

Haven't seen the second one, I guess.

It's definitely Leslie Nieson, but I think it's Naked Gun.

I think Shendare had it right.  It's Airplane.