Attention! ADL Application

Since the Band is becoming more active, and since I'm coming into the busiest part of my year, I have decided to open up applications for the ADL-ship of the Band.  All you need to do is fire an email to botrhdiv[at]gmail[dot]com with a free-form application of your own creation.  No plagiarizing!  All citations must be done in MLA format.  Frog blast the vent core.  Double-spaced, size 12 in Wing-Dings.  Ah, you get the idea.