Dude, we can totally fix the sink and stuff, if it were to break?

There is that...

 

Oh I suppose you can be useful... ;)

Girls rock!

Oh yes we Rock!

 

and dance and jig and boogies...the whole lot really!

especially some girls  ;D

Only some...>.>

*raises an eyebrow*

Oh really?

You obviously know very little about girs!

But they have boobies?

Very good Demi, I see class is paying off!

I know much more about girls then the average male.

And I take comfort in the fact that even girls don't completely understand girls. :D

I pretty much understand trees though

 

they're tall

 

and burn well?

And they walk round saying 'Harooooom'

Those kind stomp you when you get too close.

Especially if you are an orcses

Who'd win in a fight? Tree Beard or the Green Man?

TREEBEARD! WOOOOOO!

Merry Christmas!

Nah.

I think the Green Man would own :D

Psh, he'd get stepped on

They are pretty well the same I think.

TREEEEEBEAAAARD!

However, Tom Bombadil is older than Treebeard.

Yeah, treebeard's younger and more virile

Definately Treebeard, he's much bigger than the Green Man.

 

I had a pub near where I used to live called the Green Man!