Yeah, but I look so much better in black...

Here's lookin' at you, kid

 

 

*stamps thread with Caddy Stamp of Approval*

We're in business now!

Faction Leader Battle during DL Invasion

 

The entire BA and DL factions stared in amazement as the Nae'Blis and Sur'Shaidar broke the relative 'peace' of the much awaited Dreadlord Invasion and attacked each other in an epic battle. Bets were taken and popcorn was eaten as the Dreadlords watched their Faction Leader massacre the opposition by using the True Power which is of course exclusive to the Dreadlords.

As the Dreadlords finally left the Black Ajah boards yesterday it was easy to see the relief on the faces of the Black Ajah members...

lies.

They fled screaming from our boards. That story is propaganda to make the dreadies feel better about themselves.

[glow=red,2,300]Shayol Ghul revolts against Pi(e)!!![/glow]

 

 

Aghast at the audacity of the Black Tower, Shayol Ghul promotes pudding in protest. Beward, crazy people of the Black Tower, for evil things await you in the shadows....

 

 

 

Down with Pi(e)! Round it to three!  ::)

[glow=red,2,300]Black Tower organizes secret worship sessions...[/glow]

 

It appears that the Black Tower not only wants to be SG, they actually worship our greatness! They have nothing to fear though, for soon Shayol Ghul will grace their doorsteps with Our Presence.

 

 

 

HUZZAH! DEATH TO PIE!

*The previous message bashing Pie is NOT Gerr Approved*

Wait?  Is FDM NOT insinuating that SG has a filthy traiter?

[best thread ever]

 

*also chuckles at Eclipse's lament*

[glow=red,2,300]OFFICER BARMY IS CALLED IN FOR A BARNY IN THE AIEL![/glow]

 

Pol, a voluptuous young lady of 19 and Talya, a woman of undetermined age were reported to have been having a cat fight in the middle of the Aiel! Officer Barmy was called and immediately stopped the fight before it got out of hand. Bystanders said that they were shocked when Talya came tearing into the Org accusing Pol of things and things escalated from there. One witness, who didn’t want to be mentioned, said she was scared to come out of the sweat tent for fear of getting caught up in the fight. Officer Barmy was unavailable for comment on the matter. Sources have still been unable to find the cause of the uproar. An unknown photographer of said fight has sent us a picture.

 

 

 

The Black Tower is planning a scout visit to the Black Ajah to learn how to channel and also how to shower. No wonder Gerr smells...

 

 

Hot off the press, folks!

 

The story behind Gerr's smell could be because of his closet love of pudding!

 

 

Apparently, Gerr loves pudding so much he fills his bathtub (read: dirty pool in the basement) with it so he can have a nice long soak.

 

I believe I speak for most people when I say...ewwww!!!

I would just like to report that the fight was stopped with little incident, and the ensuing celebration between the combatants was also stopped with little incident. Another good day of work for me.

I have full and absolute trust in Officer Barmacral on the condition that he leaves my house well alone.  :)

I would like to clarify:  The pool is not filled with pudding.  It is filled with Pie!

Its ok gerr they just don't understand. I promise it will be ok. Cheer up!!!  ;)

hehe Gerr smells  :D

hur hur hur

[glow=red,2,300]RUT ROH...[/glow]

 

 

>.>

Far has discovered the secret. She will go inactive shortly, never to be hard of again.