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The Stumbling Soldier VII

Corki
Corki
in The Band of the Red Hand

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*Swoops in on a vine (with no cash on him to steel!)*

*Swoops in at the speed of sound*

 

AWWWWW AWW AWW AWWWWWWW AWW AWW AWWWWWWWWWWW!! :shock:

 

*Swings up to the table with wallet on it, snatches...great skill!*

 

Well, if you punks are only buying dam chips with my money...I'm obviously going to take it back...HA HAAAAAA. Cheapskates, i'd most definetely have bought Caviar, its a little more exclusive wouldn't you say?! and don't steel wallets, don't dishonor yourselves! :lol:

 

*Swings back out the room with cash, kicking goldy in the spine on the way :twisted: *

Caviar ?!? burk !

 

i really prefer chips...

 

*shivers at the thought of eating fish eggs*

ask Val to channel u some ... he's the only one who can do it !

 

or ... ask a raw recruit to fetch some !

heheheh, were are some raw recruits anyhows *looks around*

 

well, in the mean time, can i get some tea?

*choke*

 

tea ? OMG !!! nuthin with alcohol ?

 

are u sick ?

 

maybe u'll find some old brew tea behind the bar ...

*hands a mug of brew tea to colmana*

 

now show me ur top secret drink !

*pulls her ES out of her bag*

 

Aww hell. Who needs a bartender? I should probably wash this... it's a little dusty.

 

*walks over to the sink and washes out her Everfull Stein*

*looks at and ponders for a minute*

 

I know! MGSB!

 

*sighs contentedly as her mug abruptly fills with her chosen beverage*

 

So who's up for hanging more of those vines? That looked pretty fun!

*Swoops back in with a hand full of more vines*

*lets go at the peak of the swing, back flips twice and lands well on the toes with bent knees...and a little bow can't hurt either!*

 

You rang!! Here, there's a few vines and a few chips.

 

*Pulls out chips from the magic bag*

 

Everyone should have a bag like this! :lol: :wink:

*jumps into the rafters and starts hanging vines*

*eyeballs everyone below* :idea:

 

LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

 

*takes a leap and starts swinging around the room from vines to vine*

 

This is great!

 

*does a couple flips, catches the rafters and pulls herself into a sitting position*

 

We need a whole room just for this!

:shock: I'm wearing a dress?

 

*looks down to see she is indeed* :evil:

 

Bloody hell!! Drat your channeling, man!! This is positively blasphemous!!!

 

*vaults down in front of the loo, goes in to change back into her leathers, slamming the door behind her*

*Eats a few chips, pulls out a jar of caviar and uses it as a dip for chips*

 

Yeah, mmmmmmmmm :P

 

Helike, come back...that dress looked good yeah

methinks amalasan has weird food tastes !

 

*grabs a flaming shot*

*saunters out of the loo in a long slim leather skirt, split to the hip on both sides to show off soft knee high leather boots, jeweled boot knives, and a strange metalic garter tied in a bow. Her leather corsette-like vest is decorated with slim iron needles and another jeweled hilt peeks from her cleavage. A pair of cuendillar handled sai hold her hair up. Her Talons hang obviously from her belt*

 

*turns a mild glare on the visitor*

 

This is as good as it gets. If I catch even a hint of a ruffle forming in your poor tainted brain I will hunt you to the end of the earth and beyond. All you had to do is ask in the first place. Chae, put a leash on him or something!

 

*sits down to finish her drink, muttering darkly about being mistaken for some silly lightskirt

campfollower*

a leash on him ? LOL

 

i have tried but he became even more kinky ...

 

*laughs*

 

but stab him ... at least he won't resurect too fast ... :P

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