Recently you may have noticed a small posting in the Gossip Ghul that mentioned the Black Ajah dungeons. I believe that I banished Ferathil to them recently as well, although I might not've.

 

Q: What exactly are they?

A: They're the deepest, darkest, most abominable prison ever constructed. People don't just never come out, because they do. However, they never come out in exactly the same shape or with exactly the same sanity. Muahahahahaha! Though, the Black Ajah has free entry and exit and quite enjoy the time that they spend in there.

 

Q: Where are they?

A: Underneath the Black Ajah headquarters. I'm not allowed to divulge exact details because that's where we keep all of our lurkers. If you've ever wondered where anybody you used to talk to here has gone, we chucked them in the BA dungeons.

 

Q: Are they really pitch black?

A: Yes, you need a torch to see where you're going. Sometimes you see interesting things, like shreds of red ribbons and whips of red ribbons. Lots of red ribbons, actually, left over from when Shadow Raven was the Head. I think she got lost in the dungeons one day. We sent out search parties but they never came back, either. A pity, because if we'd known that would happen we would've sent Chilli.

 

Q: How can I visit them?

A: Well, I'm glad you asked that! You see, to combat the recession, the Black Ajah is introducing tour packages to the dungeons. Anyone want to come? :D

*Takes a pamphlet from panda and tackles him when he isnt looking, Takes out a hankercheif and ties pands hands and feet together. Then puts panda in a sack , ties a rope around the top and hangs the sack-o-panda over an open fire. throws panda under a heat light after it becomes golden brown. ads seasoning and spices and puts him up for sale*

 

 

Hmmm.

 

That's why I banished Ferathil to the Black Ajah dungeons! I remember now  :D

 

*absent-mindedly pulverises dragonsworn*

Ooh, this seems like a nice place to go for the vacation

Hmmm.

 

That's why I banished Ferathil to the Black Ajah dungeons! I remember now  :D

 

*absent-mindedly pulverises dragonsworn*

HOW DARE YOU!

*Boxes Pandy's ears with badminton rackets, then takes the twine from them and ties Pandy's hands and feet together. Pandy is then rolled in flour and bread crumbs to add to the texture, and then seasoned with balsamic vinegar and olive oil for some savory flavor. Stakes are put into the ground and a fire is made with flint and tinder. A nice branch is found upon the ground, it is cleaned up, and Pandy is put upon it, juices from his insides squelching. He is put over the fire and cooked until he is of a medium coloring. He is then cut up into pieces and sold for tupence*

FRESH PANDY HERE! :D

...

 

The Ful has a deathwish!

And what is going to be done about it? ::) Want a piece Eclipse? :D

Ha ha ha, I'm not the one you should be looking to defend yourself from...

he didn't slow roast you, but we both can't remember what for :P

 

and do they give lessons? *quirks eyebrows and takes a pamphlet*

Damn straight, Demi. Any other takers?

 

MCS, nice effort.

 

Eclipse, I don't give fuls what they want.

 

Pol, yes, you may receive lessons in the BA dungeons.

what's the Gossip Ghul? :P

 

 

 

Nyn

*packs my bags and buys a ticket*

*Gives Pandy a lolipop*

*stows away in Demi's luggage*

Ooh, I like, Pandy. :P

pay? PAY?!?! Since when did we have to start paying to have fun?

 

*recounts the past 19 years, 36 days, and some odd hours of her life*

 

oh... yeah... *clears throat*

 

right then! sign me up! *pulls out her wolfkin torture kit*

Right, so Demi and Pol so far.  :D

 

Who's next?  >:(

Me too... I think. :P

although I must admit I am beginning to wonder about your BA trickery...

I want lessons I realy do!!!

 

Cause I have this problem and I like to prance and sing see *Begins to prance and sing* And then there are the flowers again see *Hands flowers to everyone*

Gah! Please, Poledra, I'm begging you here, with all my my pyrography and writing and anything... Just, please...  :-\

*skips over to Edielin* just please what? Give you a flower and a kiss? *tucks a flower behind edielin's ear and kisses on the cheek* :D

:(

*Sobs*

No pyromania for you (eathon.wordpress.com). You're a cruel wolf, Poledra.

So since we have people signed up what you wanna do Panda?

*sets up a souvenir shop outside the dungeons*

Buy your low quality, over priced goods here!

If its evil, we've got it!