Jump to content

Some will love this, others will hate me for it, I'm sure.

Featured Replies

chocolate is not always the answer hugs are the best they make every girl feel special unless shes really angry and if you get into huging range shell slap you

 

then i recomend flowers

 

i find flowers always cheer you up though chocolate just makes you feel fat after you ate it and then you feel bad again

lol

  • Replies 98
  • Views 11.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
  • Author
chocolate is not always the answer hugs are the best they make every girl feel special unless shes really angry and if you get into huging range shell slap you

 

then i recomend flowers

 

i find flowers always cheer you up though chocolate just makes you feel fat after you ate it and then you feel bad again

lol

 

thank you min for completely backing up my point. 8)

  • Author

much obliged.

 

hey, for your sig quote, i have a response:

 

"if a man say something in the woods, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

i only used the quote because its the only thing i could find lo0l

 

i think that guys are so much betta to get along with actully

 

but they can be a little insensative sometimes

 

and they can be pervs

  • Author
and they can be pervs

 

we can? awesome! thanks min! *runs off to go do perverted things*

  • Author

oooooooooh..... i kinda wish i'd gotten that. now i'm up on charges for exposing myself to some squirrels...

Yea you go beat them up for all the trouble u cause or put them in a bout in the middle of a pond lol

 

But then again they may beat you up first

  • Author

hey. that had it comin'. they ratted, er, squirreled, er, um, argh.... THEY TATTLED ON THE WRONG GUY!!!

  • Author

no, the poor dude. man, they're trying to get me put into rodent prison here, min. like, yeah, okay, they're animals. sure. i get that, but i ain't goin' to some miniature prison because some little weasel's cousin got wang envy. hell no. so, just step back a bit please, i've got something to attend to. 8)

  • Author

okay. i guess. but my flamethrower is RIGHT HERE, so if they get outta line... *glares balefully at the little nutpickers*

*talks at length with squirells*

 

They say they will leave you alone if they can have your nuts if not they will eat both me and you

 

im scared

  • Author

so, they want to eat my nuts, or else they'll eat the rest of me as well? see, those terms don't really work for me. nope. why don't you let me and ol' Burnie talk to them? i'm sure we can come to an agreement. no squirrels are eating anyone's nuts, or anything else.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.