Of course you do, we are the best... ;)

feels the bias in that statement... woah.. that was subtle!

Oh I'm as subtle as a brick...

on steroids?

And Vallium!

*hits you both with tranquilizer darts*

 

*drags you to my (nude)cave*

 

*locks you in huge, hanging cages*

you cant keep me locked up!

*produces one of his many tools for such an occasion*

*picks lock and uses a gatling rope too escape*

;)

*falls sound asleep whilst hanging in the cage*

 

 

plays a lulaby on a viola

*snores heavily*

*tranqs you both again and puts you in my cookpot*

 

*adds seasoning*

*sneezes* Hey not so much pepper!

demi you forgot my chimp again...

*watches as muggles shrieks and chases after him*

But we are stilol stuck in this pot..

 

*feels something poke her*

 

Her Rodders don't get so close..

 

*pulls out a carrott*

 

Oh i guess it wasn't you then!

*captures the monkey and puts him in as well*

 

*stirs*

HEY!!!...Not too fast, I'm getting dizzy :-\

umm.... *gets out before muggles eats the stew with himself in it*

that chimp has an appetite.. i feed it 4 full sized live trollocs a day... >.>

'Oy, get in there!

 

*Chases after you with sieve*

*runs away*

Nooo!

 

My feast :(

*sneaks up* look in your pot the chimp ateit all allready.

CURSES!

i told you i feed it 4 trollocs a day!

JOTE BGOU!H

 

ENOUGH"

 

NOTS!

umm demi did you take your minutely shot of whisky?