This is the Captain speaking and this do be a Pirate Party...

Avast ye mateys...

 

*climbs on board and adjusts her eyepatch*

Aha... me first vict.... er crewmember!

 

Welcome aboard!

Ahoy Cap'n ! Sail Mistress and wench reporting for the tide...

 

*grins, bear hugs the captain and changes into Sailmistress gear...black leather pants, fringed vest and guantlets*

 

Where be the rum?

*grins*

*is having a Major Pirates of the Carabian flashback*

"But why is the Rum gone???"

THE RUM IS GONE!!!???

 

*points at the Sailmistress* You do be in charge of finding us a fresh supply of rum!

*decides to get into proper pirate dress (and I dont mean what girls wear son dont get any funny ideas!)*

Too late...

I tried

So you did... *shudders*

*dances a little jig... breathes in the salty sea air*

You are out of uniform... *passes Jhae the wench uniform of the day*

Hey!!

 

Q. What does a pirate call his toy poodle?

 

 

A. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG-a-poo!

First describe what the wench garb looks like, please...

 

*is worried*

 

Hehehee...

Skirt, bodice, blouse, stockings and boots?

*stomps foot*

 

NOBODY LAUGHED AT MY JOKE!!

 

*pouts*

Hmmmmmm... allright... but I want to fight too... :P

 

*goes below and changes*

*stomps foot*

 

NOBODY LAUGHED AT MY JOKE!!

 

*pouts*

 

lol, I can't read it... hahaha...

*passes Jhae a cutlass and brace of pisoltiers*

 

Fine with me...

 

Joke?

Hey!!

 

Q. What does a pirate call his toy poodle?

 

 

A. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG-a-poo!

 

*grumbles* I just didn't want you to see the answer right away! :x

*grins* That's cute... *passes Kia the WUftD*

What is a "WUftD"?

 

*eyes it warily*

Wench Uniform of the Day

Ah. Ok. 8)

Feel free to subtract items... but adding anything other than weaponry is frowned upon.